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2008-08-20 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by tu3031 2008-08-20 15:52|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 All that money for legal fees, and the best they could come up with is "my client is hung like a flea"?

Posted by Swamp Blondie in the Cornfields 2008-08-20 16:57|| 2008-08-20 16:57|| Front Page Top

#2 that which is alleged to have been exposed is too small to have been seen.

That's about the silliest unrealistic excuse I've ever heard. Even I am not so naive as to go into the woods with a total stranger, just for a conversation easily continued on a park bench. For that matter, why did the good doctor drive all the way to the park for a 20-minute conversation with a random stranger, when conversation can as easily be found in a grocery checkout line? Why did he not sit in the sun or shade outside his office with a good book? Why didn't he call his wife, who know doubt doesn't see nearly enough of him? By the logic of Occam's Razor, I declare the man a pathetic example of unrequited exhibitionism.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-08-20 17:02|| 2008-08-20 17:02|| Front Page Top

#3 In-line made me laugh, weep and then hic-up.

Posted by .5MT 2008-08-20 18:26|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-08-20 18:26|| Front Page Top

#4 Would not jail be preferable to such a public humiliation?
How does someone sit in a courtroom while their lawyer says this?

Posted by john frum 2008-08-20 18:32|| 2008-08-20 18:32|| Front Page Top

#5 This isn't the first time. There was a case we read in law school in which a sex offender's lawyer asserted, in defense to a charge of statutory rape, that his client's, er, equipment was "rag-like, lifeless, and useful only for connecting his bladder to the outside world."

Posted by Mike 2008-08-20 18:42|| 2008-08-20 18:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Seriously, Mike? How on earth did y'all get through law school without terminal hysteria?

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-08-20 20:23|| 2008-08-20 20:23|| Front Page Top

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