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2006-09-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Korora 2006-09-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 How about "I'm Katie Couric. Like me, damn you!"?

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-07 00:10|| 2006-09-07 00:10|| Front Page Top

#2 "Make bad news, if you hate this smile."

Posted by Snease Shaiting3550 2006-09-07 00:41|| 2006-09-07 00:41|| Front Page Top

#3 New cBS sign off..

shhh. hush...

And that's the way it is folks 2 yards up inside my colon.

Posted by Katie Couric 2006-09-07 00:45|| 2006-09-07 00:45|| Front Page Top

#4 I got her sign-off, its my off button

Posted by Captain America 2006-09-07 01:07|| 2006-09-07 01:07|| Front Page Top

#5 Hopefully it will be "I won't tell lies like Dan Rather did"

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2006-09-07 07:57|| 2006-09-07 07:57|| Front Page Top

#6 She should try the slogan of one of the contractors in our neighborhood, "We lie the least."

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-09-07 08:00|| 2006-09-07 08:00|| Front Page Top

#7 "Tune in again tomorrow night to See BS News."

Posted by Snesing Glomoting5887 2006-09-07 08:36|| 2006-09-07 08:36|| Front Page Top

#8 She should try the slogan of one of the contractors in our neighborhood, "We lie the least.

Nimble, just remember if you open your end of the contract then my end is open too!! :-)

Posted by RD 2006-09-07 08:41|| 2006-09-07 08:41|| Front Page Top

#9 "Feelings!"

Posted by mrp 2006-09-07 09:06|| 2006-09-07 09:06|| Front Page Top

#10 Damn. I missed her last night.
Tune in again tomorrow when I say, "Damn. I missed her last night."

Posted by tu3031 2006-09-07 09:10|| 2006-09-07 09:10|| Front Page Top

#11 To paraphrase the famous Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters II -

You know, I'm a viewer. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?

Posted by Elmeamp Hupaque9699 2006-09-07 09:21|| 2006-09-07 09:21|| Front Page Top

#12 That's the news as I see it.

Posted by wxjames 2006-09-07 12:03|| 2006-09-07 12:03|| Front Page Top

#13 "Does this job make my head look too fat to you?"

Posted by WTF 2006-09-07 22:30|| 2006-09-07 22:30|| Front Page Top

#14 Katie Couric - The Bambi Stokes Hymington of broadcast news.

BTW - Where's old Bambi - I miss her!

Posted by WTF 2006-09-07 22:49|| 2006-09-07 22:49|| Front Page Top

#15 Who the hell has the time to watch network news?

I have much more important, pressing, productive things to do from 6:30 to 7 each night.

Watching oil paint dry, for example.

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