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2005-10-11 Terror Networks & Islam

Basic bedroom fiqh (islamic jurisprudence)

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Posted by john 2005-10-11 16:37|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Can the goat stay in the room?

Posted by tu3031 2005-10-11 17:13|| 2005-10-11 17:13|| Front Page Top

#2 Of course..did the good mullah say otherwise?

The mature child is haram.. young children and goats are therfore allowed.

Posted by john 2005-10-11 17:59|| 2005-10-11 17:59|| Front Page Top

#3 "Phi Slamma Jamma Rama Lama Ding Dong, baby."

Translation: Yeah, sure I love you. Now roll over.

Posted by .com 2005-10-11 18:06|| 2005-10-11 18:06|| Front Page Top

#4 Anal sex is, of course haram, bitch!

bring in the boy!

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-10-11 18:12|| 2005-10-11 18:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Some of this is actually good advice.

The stuff from the Prophet himself seems the soundest. One gets the feeling that a lot of wankers took all those hadith and sunnah things much too seriously.

Posted by buwaya 2005-10-11 19:54|| 2005-10-11 19:54|| Front Page Top

#6 Yeah, the prophet is a fine example, the rapist of a nine year old girl.
He probably said
Bismillah Allahumma Jannibna al-Shaytan, wa Jannib ish-Shaytanu ma Razaqtana before raping his child bride or his slave women

Posted by john 2005-10-11 20:00|| 2005-10-11 20:00|| Front Page Top

#7 Before penetration, one should say, Bismillah Allahumma Jannibna al-Shaytan, wa Jannib ish-Shaytanu ma Razaqtana, as has been authentically reported in the sunnaâ¦

Sam Kinnison recommend "doing the alphabet" with your tongue.

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-10-11 20:41|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-10-11 20:41|| Front Page Top

#8 Hell, I can't even say "Bismillah Allahumma Jannibna al-Shaytan, wa Jannib ish-Shaytanu ma Razaqtana" right here, looking at it on my computer screen.

Posted by Darrell 2005-10-11 20:53|| 2005-10-11 20:53|| Front Page Top

#9 Maybe it only works with goats?

Posted by john 2005-10-11 21:08|| 2005-10-11 21:08|| Front Page Top

#10 al-Ghazali was the SOB that insisted that Moslems should abhor knowledge and learning unless it was based in the Koran. He and his crew were primarilly responsible for ending serious scholarship and why Moslems didn't amount to squat ever since.

Much of the crap that the Moslem world is today is his responsibility.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-10-11 21:47|| 2005-10-11 21:47|| Front Page Top

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