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2005-10-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

bear bile farmer killed in beary bilent way

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Posted by muck4doo 2005-10-11 11:47|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Geez guys, don't the LLL folk produce more bile than some poor bear critter?

Dem China folks gotta learn to improve their agricultural efficiency. Just think how much bile would drip outta Mikey Moore's abdomen?

On second thought, I probably shouldn't have brought that up at lunch time. 8^P

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2005-10-11 12:45|| 2005-10-11 12:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Stick to tapping sugar maples - they don't fight back.

Posted by Xbalanke 2005-10-11 12:50|| 2005-10-11 12:50|| Front Page Top

#3 It all comes back to you.

Posted by MunkarKat 2005-10-11 12:53|| 2005-10-11 12:53|| Front Page Top

#4 sumpin' about roosting chickens

Posted by macofromoc 2005-10-11 14:08|| 2005-10-11 14:08|| Front Page Top

#5 I hear Chinese guys blood is prized as a traditional medicine by the pissed off bears of Asia.

Posted by tu3031 2005-10-11 14:29|| 2005-10-11 14:29|| Front Page Top

#6 Great headline, Mucky!! =)

Posted by docob 2005-10-11 15:20|| 2005-10-11 15:20|| Front Page Top

#7 A Chinese man who raised bears to tap them for their bile, prized as a traditional medicine in Asia, has been killed and eaten by his animals ...

dumasses. em bears alredy had they meat groop fore the day.

Yeah, Muck, but you know how it is with eating Chinese. You're always hungry half an hour later.

[rimshot]

Posted by Zenster 2005-10-11 15:47|| 2005-10-11 15:47|| Front Page Top

#8 should've seen that one coming from afar - nice tap-in Zen :-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-10-11 16:27|| 2005-10-11 16:27|| Front Page Top

#9 Beyond the cruelty is the stupidity. You can get the same effect from western medicine.

You can get synthesized chinese black bear bile in little pink and white capsules. It's called actigall. I take 900mg a day.

Posted by Penguin 2005-10-11 18:42|| 2005-10-11 18:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Best. Headline. Ever!

Posted by Comic-book Guy 2005-10-11 22:56|| 2005-10-11 22:56|| Front Page Top

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