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Posted by Oztralian [AKA] God Save The World 2005-09-09 11:50|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ima blayme bush

Posted by muck4doo 2005-09-09 12:34|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-09-09 12:34|| Front Page Top

#2 You've changed, Muck. Usually it's Chainey pulling the strings.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-09-09 12:35|| 2005-09-09 12:35|| Front Page Top

#3 I blame Ra

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-09-09 12:53|| 2005-09-09 12:53|| Front Page Top

#4 chaineys ben bz lately

Posted by muck4doo 2005-09-09 13:11|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-09-09 13:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Mucky was that you giving him shit in Mississippi yesterday?

Posted by tu3031 2005-09-09 13:37|| 2005-09-09 13:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Mucky wrk fr eu?

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which
was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year
phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl rite n styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.

If zis tru Mucky, pleas tel pepl.

Posted by Red Dog 2005-09-09 13:49|| 2005-09-09 13:49|| Front Page Top

#7 wil looksn inta it. :)

Posted by muck4doo 2005-09-09 14:01|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-09-09 14:01|| Front Page Top

#8 Bush is a dumb wooden marionette, all the moon-bats worthy of their non-aborted DNA (thanks mom!)know that the evil puppet-master-string-pulling supra-duper-genius mastermind Karlinius Rovius Maximus seeded the sun with some spot tek as he was flying over the gulf seeding Katrina with his evil Kyoto-busting Hurricane Dust No. 5. You think that boy can't multi-task?!?!

Crying won't help ya, tin foil won't do ya no good
When Karl comes for ya, ya know you gotta leave the hood. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Posted by Abu al-MacSuirtain 2005-09-09 14:04|| 2005-09-09 14:04|| Front Page Top

#9 "Solar Warming" is to blame. I 'll leave it to wiser wits to fit Bush into the blame equation for this one...

Posted by borgboy 2005-09-09 14:19|| 2005-09-09 14:19|| Front Page Top

#10 Mucky was that you giving him [Cheney] shit in Mississippi yesterday?

I saw that on CSPAN. The clip came with a label saying something like "This feature contains a brief moment of explicit language." I was on the edge of my seat. Was Cheney going to deliver one of his famous expletives? Who was he going to cuss out? But, after a while nothing happened, and the label went away, so I went on with what I was doing, though still wearing the headphones.

Then I heard a fellow saying "Fuck you, Mr. Cheney. Fuck you, Mr. Cheney." It sounded as if he were just walking past, and decided to sound off. A reporter (rather eagerly) asked Cheney if he'd gotten a lot of that, and Cheney said that was the first he'd heard of it. It sounded as if Cheney said, "Must be a fan of John..." and the reporters laughed. But it was Patrick Leahy that Cheney was supposed to have told to fuck off.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2005-09-09 14:38|| http://darkblogules.blogspot.com]">[http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2005-09-09 14:38|| Front Page Top

#11 shows that Leahy isn't the foremost thing on Cheney's mind :-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-09-09 15:35|| 2005-09-09 15:35|| Front Page Top

#12 Red Dog has cracked ze kode4doo.

Posted by Shipman 2005-09-09 17:41|| 2005-09-09 17:41|| Front Page Top

#13 ..The Haliburton/Zionist Solar Flare Weapon is a success!! Advise Grand Moff Rove and Darth Cheney.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-09-09 21:16|| 2005-09-09 21:16|| Front Page Top

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