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2005-05-10 Europe

Euro-Moonbats Try To Steal Nuclear 'Football'

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Posted by Anonymoose 2005-05-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ROFL!

I hear Red Buttons doesn't like to leave NYC, anymore.

There's just no beginning or end to a circle jerk.

Too many comic books.

Too many movies.

Waay too few neurons.

Posted by .com 2005-05-10 01:03|| 2005-05-10 01:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Of course, Red Buttons was a comic. Come to think of it, so are "dess dem dar" Dutch clowns.

Posted by Captain America 2005-05-10 01:09|| 2005-05-10 01:09|| Front Page Top

#3 thisn happen sunday. goddamit! whatn ever hapen jonny on teh spot!

Posted by muck4doo 2005-05-10 01:49|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-05-10 01:49|| Front Page Top

#4 I think these people would look funny with bodies riddled with 45 acp holes. But I have a sick sense of humor. Actually a lack of one when it comes to this.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-05-10 05:01|| 2005-05-10 05:01|| Front Page Top

#5 "We heard Bush carries a nuclear suitcase and can push the red button at any time to set off atomic weapons. We find this extremely shocking,"

"because we've been brain dead for the last sixty years. Seriously, we've been smoking so much hash we're barely able to stand up. Did you know someone nuked Nagasaki?"

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-05-10 07:44|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-05-10 07:44|| Front Page Top

#6 "We found a big red button, but it says 'Easy' on it...?"

Posted by Dar">Dar 2005-05-10 08:51|| 2005-05-10 08:51|| Front Page Top

#7 Relax guys -- they'd have never found it. They think a football is spherical.

Posted by Tom 2005-05-10 08:55|| 2005-05-10 08:55|| Front Page Top

#8 "Hundreds of Dutch protesters rallied on Saturday in Amsterdam and Maastricht to protest against Bush who visited... to pay tribute to the Americans who died in World War II."

Posted by Tom 2005-05-10 08:59|| 2005-05-10 08:59|| Front Page Top

#9 These people need to read a Tom Clancy book to find out about launch codes, etc.

Posted by OldSpook 2005-05-10 11:42|| 2005-05-10 11:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Oldspook... that assumes that they can read.

Posted by 3dc 2005-05-10 12:23|| 2005-05-10 12:23|| Front Page Top

#11 I have it on pretty good authority that the "football" is booby-trapped: if some loser of a noose-refill or an Islamo-nutball manages to steal it, it will disappear in a bright flash, along with the thief/power-freaks who tried to make off with it.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-05-10 23:56|| 2005-05-10 23:56|| Front Page Top

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