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2005-01-11 Iraq-Jordan

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Posted by Steve 2005-01-11 8:50:14 AM|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ya gotta love it. Civilian lawyers defending the Abu Gharib gang against the US military. You can just hear the short circuits in the NPR gang's head.

Posted by 2b 2005-01-11 9:06:50 AM|| 2005-01-11 9:06:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 He compared pictures of naked Iraqi prisoners in a human pyramid to cheerleaders at US sports events, who form pyramids "all over America". "Is that torture?"

That's because everyone outside of Islam lacks the super-sensitive Sphincter Of Allan. It is a remarkable recent biological discovery, unique to Muslims, which has left researchers stunned - and apologists gagging. In lay terms, a connection was discovered between the throat and colon, controlled by what has been dubbed as the Sphincter of Allan. In addition, it has been shown that the more holy the Muslim, the more neural connections to this small ring of muscle - resulting in heightened sensitivity. When stimulated, the sphincter opens - allowing the person to, literally, talk shit.

Pundits suggest this explains much regards Muslim press releases, in particular, and the peculiar penchant of Arabs and others long steeped in Islam to curse mustaches and "spew" dire consequences predictions, in general.

Posted by .com 2005-01-11 11:57:24 AM|| 2005-01-11 11:57:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Sphincter of Allan. :)

LOL, .com. How is it treated?

Posted by Jules 187 2005-01-11 12:00:45 PM|| 2005-01-11 12:00:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Hmmm. It's not a condition, per se, it is a physical reality. If you wish to preclude a Muslim from talking shit, assuming that is your intent, then there are 2 regimes suggested:

1) applying a desensitizing agent to the Sphincter of Alan by oral ingestion

2) or ramming a large butt plug into the Muslim's mouth.

Is this a sufficient answer to your query?

;-)

Posted by .com 2005-01-11 12:11:24 PM|| 2005-01-11 12:11:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 With a hot ~~beef~~ lead injection.

Posted by ed 2005-01-11 12:11:34 PM|| 2005-01-11 12:11:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 ed - I presume from your suggestion that, when the ~~beef~~ lead cools, it will conform to the contours of the cavities which lead up to the Sphincter of Allan, thus sealing the passage?

Posted by .com 2005-01-11 12:19:11 PM|| 2005-01-11 12:19:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Ick. But it leads to the question, "Do you eat with that mouth?" Double ick. *shudder*

Posted by trailing wife 2005-01-11 12:41:00 PM|| 2005-01-11 12:41:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 These are obviously only temporary solutions. I recommend sphincter surgery-removing all inflamed tissue between the throat and colon.

Posted by Dr. Jules 2005-01-11 12:46:28 PM|| 2005-01-11 12:46:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Dr Jules - Since the discovery of the Sphincter of Allan is so recent, wouldn't this be considered experimental surgery? I'm just thinking of the insurance issues - most Muslims prolly don't have Blue Crescent...

Posted by .com 2005-01-11 12:57:50 PM|| 2005-01-11 12:57:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Heck, do they even have doctors; I mean doctors of medicine as opposed to doctors of theology. And doctors of medicine that don't believe in leaches and bleeding.

Posted by Mark E. 2005-01-11 4:55:23 PM|| 2005-01-11 4:55:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Happy to see Rantburg readers do not appear to support the practices the defendents are alleged to have committed. As a former regular green machine interrogator from the 96C days, and as someone who has lived for years in the ME, let me assure you all that what these people are accused of is counter-productive. The misbehavior of even small units tends to become public, and when it does it gives the other side an edge. Witness the recent REMF constraints on intel ops in Afghanistan. You will be doing the professionals a service by condemning this stuff. Just one vet's opinion.

Posted by mustajwib 2005-01-11 8:12:55 PM|| 2005-01-11 8:12:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 mustajwib - I don't think ANYBODY outside the Graner crew thought stacking these mooks in a nekkid pyramid was anything but really stupid. Many (including me) think that the hullabaloo was way overplayed by the Donks and the press as a political weapon to damage Rumsfeld, and by connection, Bush. I deeply resent the overplaying of these asshole's complaints, as I have paid a lot of money at times to be tied up with women's panties on my head....but that's just me

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-11 8:37:34 PM|| 2005-01-11 8:37:34 PM|| Front Page Top

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