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2005-01-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

begin: snark
Purchasing a FOX Blocker and telling the advertisers at FOX News why you did it will encourage advertisers spending their money somewhere else.
...if they ever find out about it, or care.
If we band together and tell the advertisers to shut the FOX up, we can help limit the scope, or at least the profitability of FOX News.
Really? Tell me more!
FOXBlocker is an innovative new product that filters out the FOX News network. Simply screw the filter into the back of your TV and never be exposed to right wing propaganda again (at least through FOX News). Using a proprietary technology, the FOXBlocker works to filter out FOX News from your cable lineup.
Yes, that's right! Using special secret alien "flubbadubba" (cough) filters, this amazing piece of, um, modern technology can tell which frequency band Fox News is allocated in your community's cable system!
Protect yourself and your family, or send one to a misguided right wing friend.

Posted by mojo 2005-01-10 3:53:36 PM|| || Front Page|| [11 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 This is for people who don't own remotes, right? And that have those North Korean made terriblevisions that don't have channel selectors?

Posted by Fred 2005-01-10 4:41:08 PM|| 2005-01-10 4:41:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 And are tied to their chairs with their eyelids forcibly held open, just like Clockwork Orange...

Posted by Seafarious 2005-01-10 4:42:55 PM|| 2005-01-10 4:42:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Can I get one that doesn't block the legs?

Posted by Liberal But Healthy 2005-01-10 4:45:56 PM|| 2005-01-10 4:45:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 for the left, they have a device that allows them to see images blocked by their rose colored glasses. Beware..might be disturbing to suddenly discover that cuba is not paradise, to see the mass graves of communism's utopia, the black slavery in the third world, the mass, brutal killings of Christians in Africa, the starvation of millions in North Korea, the rapes commited by UN workers, the beheadings, state sactioned rapes, chopping off fingers, hands, heads and so much more.

Posted by 2b 2005-01-10 4:53:18 PM|| 2005-01-10 4:53:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 This is the electronic equivalent of, "YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA". (shrieked with fingers firmly in ears)

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-01-10 5:56:34 PM|| 2005-01-10 5:56:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Heaven forbid they might hear 10 or 15 seconds of Brit Hume - a known cause of idiotarian brain meltdown, leaving the "victim" a babbling blubbering veggie. The experts have a theory that it has something to do with a sudden realization of utter and total cognitive dissonance...

Posted by .com 2005-01-10 6:10:58 PM|| 2005-01-10 6:10:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 But I like watching foxes on television. Especially on Discovery Channel.

Oh.

Never mind.

Posted by jackal 2005-01-10 7:52:22 PM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-01-10 7:52:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 OT, but is Little Green Footballs gone or is it on the receiving end of a denial of service attack?

Posted by Korora 2005-01-10 8:32:30 PM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com] 2005-01-10 8:32:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Korora - Could be - I can't reach it either. Charles has been known to take it down, when under a hacking type of attack, to analyze and counter the attack. For those who are interested, here's an excellent very detailed explanation of what Korora's talking about.

Posted by .com 2005-01-10 8:47:49 PM|| 2005-01-10 8:47:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Glenn Reynolds at http://www.instapundit.com/ noted that the LGF shut down because "its server had thrown a drive on reboot." Apparently ff a DDOS attack.

Posted by cingold 2005-01-10 8:51:55 PM|| 2005-01-10 8:51:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Block Laurie Dhue? Proof positive that lefties are not human.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-10 11:29:43 PM|| 2005-01-10 11:29:43 PM|| Front Page Top

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