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2004-08-11 Home Front: Politix
Democrat Underground: "Bush is planning to kill Kerry and blame it on al Qaeda"
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Posted by Mike 2004-08-11 1:47:11 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 


I did not know...
Captain Queeg as a top Kerry supporter

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-11 15:48||   2004-08-11 15:48|| Front Page Top

#2 I think this post sums up their train of thought: POST
Posted by Joda 2004-08-11 15:50||   2004-08-11 15:50|| Front Page Top

#3 These idiots are gonna keep screeching lunacy like this and eventually some whack-job is gonna act on it resulting in injury or death. ....and they'll still blame Bush.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-08-11 16:03||   2004-08-11 16:03|| Front Page Top

#4 "Disappointed Office Seeker Shot By President"? Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by James A. Garfield 2004-08-11 16:05||   2004-08-11 16:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Dont you see? Its Written in the Stars!

So it must be true!
Posted by CrazyFool">CrazyFool  2004-08-11 16:07||   2004-08-11 16:07|| Front Page Top

#6 A litter too obvious don't ya think? I'd work in Chainney to ad important style points and believeability.

PS. I thought I was taking about the head Gabor.

Posted by G Princip 2004-08-11 16:20||   2004-08-11 16:20|| Front Page Top

#7  Boy, good to know all of the millions we pour into the educational system is finally paying off...hey wha...I WANT MY TAX MONEY BACK!!!!!
Posted by 98zulu 2004-08-11 17:03||   2004-08-11 17:03|| Front Page Top

#8 KNOCK! KNOCK!
Purrfessor: Who's There?
Voice: Secret
Purrfessor:Secret who?
Voice: Secret Service.
Purrfessor:Oh shit!
Moral: Somethings just aren't funny.
Stay tuned.
Posted by GK 2004-08-11 17:56||   2004-08-11 17:56|| Front Page Top

#9 OK which one of you ranters let the cat out of the bag?
Posted by Cyber Sarge">Cyber Sarge  2004-08-11 22:23||   2004-08-11 22:23|| Front Page Top

#10 #6 Gavrilo my boy, thanks for coming, your insight and experience could be valuable here.

In the 20s a German newspaper ran a contest for the most sensational possible headline. Most of the entries dealt with things like the Second Coming or a Martian invasion, but the winner was
"Arch-Duke Franz Ferdinand Alive! World War Fought by Mistake."
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-11 23:04||   2004-08-11 23:04|| Front Page Top

#11 This raises a legitimate procedural question though. If a candidate dies after the nomination but before the election, who takes his place and how is this decided?
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-11 23:06||   2004-08-11 23:06|| Front Page Top

#12 Our own informal poll:
If JFin' croaks before the election, for whatever reason, who would be the most appropriate replacement?
Michael Moore
Ramsey Clark
Cynthia McKinney
Hillary Clinton
Osama bin Laden (no, not eligible)
Noam Chomsky
Al Sharpton
That other John, whatisname? and who would take his place as spare baggage running mate?

Given the feverish outbreak of moonbattery that would follow such an unfortunate event, I think big Al would be the best choice for most Dems. He is credulous, garrulous, has great experience espousing lunatic conspiracy theories, and also benefits from a special media license to act like a fool without penalty.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-11 23:13||   2004-08-11 23:13|| Front Page Top

#13 Atomic, If a candidate dies after the nominate Fritz Mondale takes his place. That's the law.

Actually I would assume the VP candidate would step into position and be forced to pick his own runningmate.
Posted by Yank 2004-08-11 23:28|| http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com]">[http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com]  2004-08-11 23:28|| Front Page Top

#14 Jerry Ford's still available...what? Never mind.

/Emily Litella
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2004-08-12 00:18||   2004-08-12 00:18|| Front Page Top

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