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2004-08-11 Home Front: Culture Wars
Mike Wallace Cuffed and Stuffed
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Posted by Chris W. 2004-08-11 9:11:22 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Ashcroft sent us. We're here to "supress dissent".
He's 86! Considering he's on "Sixty Minutes", they probably call him "The Kid".
Posted by tu3031 2004-08-11 09:42||   2004-08-11 09:42|| Front Page Top

#2 Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You' can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just cause your on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
uh huh
Posted by B 2004-08-11 10:02||   2004-08-11 10:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Age 86. Yen for a meatloaf sandwich. Supress it. Bad for cholesterol. Helps avoid wrists getting chafed by steel braclets.
Posted by BigEd 2004-08-11 10:35||   2004-08-11 10:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Mike must not read the news. The folks in New York are keeping a keen eye on limousines. I guess when one of the them is packed with C-4 or ammoniun nitrate, Mike may be tad more understanding.
Posted by Dragon Fly (on vacation)">Dragon Fly (on vacation)  2004-08-11 11:29||   2004-08-11 11:29|| Front Page Top

#5 Luigi Militello, the manager of Luke’s Restaurant (search), told WCBS that the inspectors "manhandled" Wallace

think he would've gotten interviewed/quoted if he'd said: "Mr.Wallace was a belligerent jerk"?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2004-08-11 11:54||   2004-08-11 11:54|| Front Page Top

#6 You know what gets my furs up?
That's right, insane people under the age of 80.

You know what whips my saw?
That's right, police.

My friend and colleage Mike Al Wallace was trying to buy a home-cooked meatloaf sandwich and was accosted! Yes! I am really Sen. Robert Byrd!

No! Verbs!
We are!
Vegetative!
No! Never will this body allow a negra in
What?
No!
Posted by Android Rooney 2004-08-11 12:16||   2004-08-11 12:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Thanks for the country music verse, B!
Posted by badanov">badanov  2004-08-11 13:10|| http://www.rkka.org]">[http://www.rkka.org]  2004-08-11 13:10|| Front Page Top

#8 think he would've gotten interviewed/quoted if he'd said: "Mr.Wallace was a belligerent jerk"?

Maybe, but he'd have lost the former gossip-columnist as a customer (and probably his job as a result).
Posted by Pappy 2004-08-11 17:19||   2004-08-11 17:19|| Front Page Top

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