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2005-08-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Manâs testicles snared in a padlock for two weeks

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Posted by tu3031 2005-08-08 08:54|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 LOL

Posted by God Save The World 2005-08-08 09:23|| www.the-voice-clan.com]">[www.the-voice-clan.com] 2005-08-08 09:23|| Front Page Top

#2 allegedly attempted to remove the padlock with a hacksaw

Just thinking about the logistics of what is involved here makes me cringe. And don't even bring up a Dremel tool.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-08-08 09:38|| 2005-08-08 09:38|| Front Page Top

#3 That poor, innocent padlock... *sniff* Why? Why, God, why?!

Posted by Dar">Dar 2005-08-08 10:10|| 2005-08-08 10:10|| Front Page Top

#4 So, um, did he like stay drunk for the whole two weeks? I'm confused, heh. But not as much as the guy with his stuff in stir.

Posted by .com 2005-08-08 10:14|| 2005-08-08 10:14|| Front Page Top

#5 If you..........then, you might be a Redneck.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2005-08-08 10:18|| 2005-08-08 10:18|| Front Page Top

#6 So what are the odds that someone, at some time during this escapade, said "Hold my beer! Watch this!!!"?

Posted by Sgt. Mom">Sgt. Mom 2005-08-08 11:06|| www.sgtstryker.com]">[www.sgtstryker.com] 2005-08-08 11:06|| Front Page Top

#7 "Hold my beer! Watch this!"

"Bob's passed out. Lets see, we've shaved his head, put his hand in a dish of warm water, and taken silly pictures of him, what's next?"

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-08-08 11:27|| 2005-08-08 11:27|| Front Page Top

#8 On the next episode of Springer...

Posted by Elmuck Unavimble1883 2005-08-08 11:49|| 2005-08-08 11:49|| Front Page Top

#9 padlocks...why do they hate us?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-08-08 12:58|| 2005-08-08 12:58|| Front Page Top

#10 I guess this is what they mean by, "Wierd Animal Stories".

Posted by BigEd 2005-08-08 13:02|| 2005-08-08 13:02|| Front Page Top

#11 Blue steel. Blue Balls.
Sawzall or hack saw,
It still doesn't feel
very good at all.
I broke the key,
Now all shall see.
Oh, if only he had used a combination.

Posted by Zpaz 2005-08-08 13:36|| 2005-08-08 13:36|| Front Page Top

#12 Since when does the FIRE DEPARTMENT get to cite "patient confidentiality"? Lots of doctors putting out fires in LA county, are there?

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-08-08 15:32|| 2005-08-08 15:32|| Front Page Top

#13 "Since when does the FIRE DEPARTMENT get to cite "patient confidentiality"?"

If they were called or acted in a medical capacity (rescue squad, as opposed to firefighting), they do have to abide by patient confidentiality, mojo.

Doesn't stop them from having the laugh of the century back at the station house, though. :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2005-08-08 15:48|| 2005-08-08 15:48|| Front Page Top

#14 Shrinkage

Posted by Poulan 2005-08-08 15:50|| 2005-08-08 15:50|| Front Page Top

#15 Poor locksmith.

Posted by hey mo 2005-08-08 15:52|| 2005-08-08 15:52|| Front Page Top

#16 Prolly one of those tiny chinese padlocks...

Posted by DanNY 2005-08-08 16:08|| 2005-08-08 16:08|| Front Page Top

#17 "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said."

Sending a 13 year old named "Wood" was NOT the right decision in this case...

Posted by Hyper">Hyper 2005-08-08 16:31|| 2005-08-08 16:31|| Front Page Top

#18 LOL Hyper!

Posted by Shipman 2005-08-08 17:03|| 2005-08-08 17:03|| Front Page Top

#19 Send him to Canada as best man to the wedding of the 2 "we're not gay" dudes.

Posted by john 2005-08-08 18:52|| 2005-08-08 18:52|| Front Page Top

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