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2005-03-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Sobiesky 2005-03-09 7:29:15 PM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Arkansas and West Virginia are saved!!!

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-03-09 9:09:35 PM|| 2005-03-09 9:09:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 ??? Care to shed some light? Too many accidents or too much indulging in acid?

Posted by Sobiesky 2005-03-09 9:21:06 PM|| 2005-03-09 9:21:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 It's an old joke attributed to various Southern States. Here in Tennessee it could be in reference to West Virginia or Arkansas. "How do we know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia/Arkansas? If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a Teeth Brush.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-03-09 9:53:04 PM|| 2005-03-09 9:53:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 typical ozarks-type reference: like "what has 44 legs and 62 teeth? the front row at a willy nelson concert"

Posted by Frank G 2005-03-09 10:00:38 PM|| 2005-03-09 10:00:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I remember a Three Mile Island cartoon - "Oh, I see little Johnny has grown another foot", says the admiring neighbor, but he's not taller, he's got a THIRD foot sticking out of the top of his head! So now, maybe you coould grow a new tooth out of the top of your head?

Posted by Bobby 2005-03-09 10:29:14 PM|| 2005-03-09 10:29:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Another was from the Far Side. A scene in a nuclear poer plant. A canary with 3 eyes is in a cage. One of the operators is yelling, "Everybody get out of here! The Canary has mutated!"

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-03-09 10:42:20 PM|| 2005-03-09 10:42:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 no doubt Homer Simpson was in charge

Posted by Frank G 2005-03-09 10:45:05 PM|| 2005-03-09 10:45:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Off topic. Frank G, i tried to send you a picture of Gus the Goose and Buddy the Dog sleeping together but the e-mail was undeliverable.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-03-09 10:50:22 PM|| 2005-03-09 10:50:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 remove the Nospam..... it's just Fsmokey@cox.net

Posted by Frank G 2005-03-09 10:52:02 PM|| 2005-03-09 10:52:02 PM|| Front Page Top

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