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2024-09-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-
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Woman says her IUD 'took a chunk' out of her lover's penis
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 File under "Did you have to tell me about this?"
[NYPOST] An Aussie influencer has explained how she accidentally ''broke'' her lover's penis during sex.
That just influenced me to keep my pants on in Australia.
Hayley Davies claims that her IUD contraceptive device ''took a chunk'' out of her sexual partner's genitals during intercourse.
Hmmm... Which is worse? A social disease or a chunk out of my genitalia?
A form of birth control, an intra-uterine device (IUD) is a small implant that is placed inside a woman's uterus to prevent pregnancy.
If you didn't know that, you haven't been paying attention for the past forty years.
Depending on the type of IUD, it will release copper or hormones and can stay in the womb for up to five years.
Chopping up pee pees twice a day or more in some cases.
In an interview with Ana Nello, a content creator and model dedicated to tackling sexual stigma, Hayley claims she had to go to hospital after the gruesome sex injury.
"Ow! Ow! My cooze didn't escape unscathed!"
''I broke a guy's d—k during sex,'' she said.
... she said proudly.
''So, this hot Army boy that I was hooking up with hit my IUD and it ripped a chunk out of his (penis).
"Why, yes. I do keep it sharpened. Why do you ask?"
''And not just that, it actually cut my cervix and I had to go to hospital and get it removed.''
"So there I was, with eggs and no Benedict, if y'know what I mean..."
Hayley recalls how she and her lover were both ''bleeding'' after the horror sex incident.
"Wow. You weren't circumcised when we got here, were you?"
Despite the ''chunk of flesh'' that came off his penis, she said her lover did not end up going to hospital.
"It's just a foreskin. I can get by without it."
''I felt bad for the guy,'' she said.
"Golly, Tom. I feel really bad for you."
"My name's Harry. That was..."
"Don't say it!"
''I told him not to go that hard.''
"So to speak..."
Hailey said they were in the ''missionary position'' when the injury took place.
"That explains the conversion..."
''We got into the shower [after the sex] and I saw that [the injury] and then I realized how much pain I was in,'' she recalled.
"I didn't hurt at all until his foreskin landed on the shower floor."
''So it was like after the [sexual] experience.''
"And it clogged the drain. I'm still traumatized.""
It seems neither let the experience impact their relationship, as the model confessed that they did in fact see each other again ''once everything healed''.
"Hey, baby! I'm back!"
"I remember you. The one with the hat, right?"
"The one without the foreskin."
''You gotta be dedicated to the process,'' she added.
"And have really good taste."
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