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2024-09-28 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Border patrol seize more than 700 pounds of illegal bologna at Texas border

[NYPOST] One woman suffered a great loss this week after she was busted smuggling more than 700 pounds of illegal bologna across the US-Mexico border in Texas.
~~"Concealed on/in her body"~~
The 43-year-old woman, who is an American citizen, tried to enter the country at the Presidio port of entry from Mexico Monday afternoon when she only declared a cooked meal during the primary inspection, according to the Customs and Border Protection.

CBP agriculture specialists called her baloney and conducted a secondary inspection of the car, finding several suitcases stuffed with 40 rolls — 748 pounds — of Mexican bologna, a prohibited meat that poses a threat to America's pork industry, officials said.

''The concern with pork products is that they have the potential to introduce foreign animal diseases that can have devastating effects to the US economy and to our agriculture industry,'' CBP Presidio Port Director Benito Reyes, Jr. said in a news release.

Have the drug cartels found a new product to replace avocados?

Posted by Fred 2024-09-28 02:56|| || Front Page|| [11155 views ] Top

#1 VP Harris outlines ‘orderly and secure’ immigration plan, rips Trump in first border stop since nomination

Posted by Skidmark 2024-09-28 07:24|| 2024-09-28 07:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Woman caught smuggling more than 700 pounds of bologna at southern border: CBP

"The woman was issued a $1,000 civil penalty in connection with the smuggling incident."

Posted by Skidmark 2024-09-28 08:03|| 2024-09-28 08:03|| Front Page Top

#3 Well that's an interesting way to describe Harris' visit.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-28 09:52|| 2024-09-28 09:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Cartel bologna? Oh hell no - hard pass.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2024-09-28 11:30|| 2024-09-28 11:30|| Front Page Top

#5 What in the name of cheap knockoff product is this Oscar Mejor bologna?

Nothing. This is Oscar. He thought he was too good to be part of our team. Perhaps you would like a slice as we negotiate your protection rents?

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-28 12:10|| 2024-09-28 12:10|| Front Page Top

#6 748 / “several” = some heavy suitcases

Posted by KBK 2024-09-28 12:37|| 2024-09-28 12:37|| Front Page Top

#7 Probably headed to Boar's Head since their liverwurst sales are kaput.

Posted by Mercutio 2024-09-28 13:44|| 2024-09-28 13:44|| Front Page Top

#8 Her claim when at the border that she has been doing all she could to secure the border is not astonishing because of her constant lies.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2024-09-28 14:54|| 2024-09-28 14:54|| Front Page Top

#9 When the only thing getting caught crossing The Border was baby formula.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-28 15:02|| 2024-09-28 15:02|| Front Page Top

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