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2024-09-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Travis Kelce's Team Calls in Lawyers After Leaked ‘Contract' Allegedly Reveals ‘Staged' Relationship Break-Up Date with Taylor Swift
[GatewayPundit] The document outlines a media plan for the couple’s breakup, complete with a prepared statement and post-split strategy to protect Kelce’s public image.

"This document is intended for internal use only and contains confidential information regarding the media strategy for Travis Kelce," the alleged contract reads."
Who didn't see this coming? The NFL is now nothing but a soap opera-ish marketing scam scrounging for eyes.

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2024-09-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11144 views ]  Top

#1 Furious late night calls from team Travis Kelce as they fought internet firestorm over fake 'contract'
Posted by Skidmark 2024-09-05 06:20||   2024-09-05 06:20|| Front Page Top

#2 TDS isn't just Trump Derangement Syndrome. Hypergamy is going to haunt her in her personal life.
Posted by Procopius2k 2024-09-05 07:59||   2024-09-05 07:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Whatever. Real, faked, it makes no difference in my life
Posted by Frank G 2024-09-05 08:00||   2024-09-05 08:00|| Front Page Top

#4 Explains why the bubble gum matrix has been feeding me stuff like, if you are going to watch a game with KC playing, just get used to the announces talking about Kelce Swift. BTW, BAL@KC season opening is tonight.

Remember when the game announcers would talk about the sport, and strategy? Now they all just talk fashion and celebration dancing while getting boozy.

Swift is important in the sense that when democrats say middle age cat lady, they want you to think of her, not the 2x overweight woman with a lousy haircut and dye job with fish tackle all over her face, each cat representing a failed relationship, residence smelling of ammonia.
Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-05 12:58||   2024-09-05 12:58|| Front Page Top

#5 "What if I told you that this isn't about a leaked contract, but literally the planned opening move to the breakup story?"
Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-05 13:30||   2024-09-05 13:30|| Front Page Top

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