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2024-04-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Meghan Markle has no 'regret' of leaving Royal Family
[GEO.TV] Princess Meghan Markle
...unlikable American former starlet married to the formerly likable Prince Harry. Chock full of lefty political opinions, Markle's most important characteristic is that she is Black, even though she doesn't look it. Her mother, y'see, is half black and her father is white, which would make her a quarter Black. Her half brother described her (to her husband, before their marriage) as a jaded, shallow, conceited woman that will make a joke of you and the royal family heritage. Once married, she was too good for the Royals and she and Harry decamped to Beverly Hills, kind of like the Clampetts did, thus making a joke of Harry and the royal family heritage...
seemingly has no regrets of leaving the Royal Family.
"Yeah. My fambly's way royaler than theirs!"
The Duchess of Sussex feels wronged by Prince Harry’s low class relatives and is aware that she deserves an apology.
After all, she is the center of the universe...

Royal expert Tom Quinn claims: "Megan doesn't feel guilty about Kate, because she feels that Kate should've been the one person in the Royal Family to back her against every difficulty."
"Why's she get to be Princess of Wales, and I'm just a dumb duchess of someplace?"
Speaking to The Mirror, he continues: "Apart from anything else, Meghan knew Kate was an outsider, so she just couldn't understand why Kate always towed the Royal line rather than supporting her, Meghan, the other outsider."
She probably toad the Royal line because she considers herself a Royal, if only by marriage..
Some say towed, some toed, and clearly some toad. In the duchess’s case, I’d definitely go with toad, but no kisses from the hubster are going to turn her into a princess…
However,
a poor excuse is better than no excuse at all...
Meghan is upset due to Kate’s sudden health crisis.
"She has a health crisis! Why can't I have a health crisis?"
"It's fatal, dear!"
"Shut up! And do something about that beard!"

Quinn says: "Kate's cancer diagnosis has been a real shock for Meghan, but she can see no way to patch up the relationship simply because it has become so poisonous."
"I wanna be a princess! If she dies can I be a princess?"
"No, dear."
"Shut up."
"Yes, dear."

The royal expert added: "She also doesn't want people saying that she is trying to make things up with Kate just because Kate is ill. Meghan still feels Kate was in the wrong and should apologise before they try to build bridges."
"Harry! Have the doorways widened! I can't fit my head through them anymore!"
"Yes, dear."
"This is all her fault!"
"Yes, dear."
"Shut up."
"Yes, dear."

Posted by Fred 2024-04-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11154 views ]  Top

#1 And I'm sure they have no problems with you leaving.
Is there some reason anybody is sopposed to care?
Posted by Pheregum Ebbuper6369 2024-04-10 08:48||   2024-04-10 08:48|| Front Page Top

#2 I read the updates sometimes to see if something has changed. Never does. Dysfunction as a still life.
Posted by Super Hose 2024-04-10 11:23||   2024-04-10 11:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Was she ever really in it?
Posted by swksvolFF 2024-04-10 13:13||   2024-04-10 13:13|| Front Page Top

#4 Make sure your luggage is presentable Harry. Dumping your sorry ass, keeping the kids for the income protection and a last swing through Oprah and the View to rehash the racism she has endured is the inevitable conclusion to this.
Posted by NoMoreBS 2024-04-10 13:31||   2024-04-10 13:31|| Front Page Top

#5 If she left the Royal Family then why are they still calling her duchess?
Posted by Abu Uluque 2024-04-10 13:45||   2024-04-10 13:45|| Front Page Top

#6 because "attention whore" is so stark?
Posted by Frank G 2024-04-10 17:51||   2024-04-10 17:51|| Front Page Top

#7 Douchess
Posted by M. Murcek 2024-04-10 18:07||   2024-04-10 18:07|| Front Page Top

#8 It's really sad. I used to respect Harry. He may have been a little wild when younger - but who wouldn't be if they were rich, relatively good looking, and a prince? He was an actual combat veteran, until some stupid reporter blew his cover. He then became an attack helicopter pilot.

Then he married Meghan.
Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2024-04-10 19:40||   2024-04-10 19:40|| Front Page Top

#9 No worries. Irish rage boy still likes him. Two tours.
Posted by M. Murcek 2024-04-10 19:42||   2024-04-10 19:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Then he married Meghan.

Not the first promising young lad to be led astray by a painted Jezebel.
Posted by SteveS 2024-04-10 21:04||   2024-04-10 21:04|| Front Page Top

#11 If she left the Royal Family then why are they still calling her duchess?

She is married to a royal duke. Technically she is Mrs. Duke Harry, not a duchess in her own right. They are no linger working royals, so in that sense they left The Firm, but he has not been disowned. To be fully welcomed back they’d have to do some serious groveling, but they’d better get a move on, as it sounds like Papa Charles will not be long on the throne… and Brother Wills is not happy with the problems his little bro’s temper tantrum has been causing.
Posted by trailing wife 2024-04-10 23:16||   2024-04-10 23:16|| Front Page Top

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