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2024-04-10 Home Front: Politix
The Moon 'Is Made Up Mostly of Gases,' Sheila Jackson Lee Tells Students
[Townhall] Same dipshit that thought we landed men on Mars. Decades ago.
While Democrats and leftist alarmists decry conservatives for supposedly peddling "misinformation" about "the Science™" related to climate, COVID, and genders (there are two, FYI), their own Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas is out and about telling constituents some real whoppers about the solar eclipse.

Speaking on Monday at an event she claims to have "created" at Booker T. Washington High School in her Houston-area district, she tried to provide some scientific explanation for the solar system's workings — but any students who listened are going to fail Astronomy 101.


"You have the energy of the moon at night," Jackson Lee tried explaining to attendees, seeming to misunderstand that the moon doesn't release energy at night, it is merely reflecting light from the sun.

"And sometimes you've heard the word 'full moon,'" she continued. "Sometimes you need to take the opportunity just to come out and see a full moon," which the graduate of Yale explained is a "complete rounded circle which is made up mostly of gases."

Huh? The moon is, well, solid. That's why astronauts can...land on it. There is a notable lack of gases on the moon, hence the need for space suits for the Apollo astronauts to not immediately die outside of their lunar landers.

Undeterred, Jackson Lee continued, saying "that's why the question is why — or how — could we as humans live on the moon. The gas is such that we can do that," the representative who previously served on the House's Science Committee and Space and Aeronautics Committee claimed. According to NASA, the moon's "weak atmosphere and its lack of liquid water cannot support life as we know it," but seemingly not as Jackson Lee knows it.
Posted by Frank G 2024-04-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11146 views ]  Top
 File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life, & Kleptocrats 

#1 In Starfleet astronomy class...

Jackson-Lee, old midshipman: "So, yass,
The Moon's a balloon full of gas,
A bag, if you please,
Made of toasted green cheese."
Aubrey's eighth great-granddaughter: "You pass!"
Posted by Grereger Flort2308 2024-04-10 03:58||   2024-04-10 03:58|| Front Page Top

#2 

Are Her and Rep. Hank Johnson "Guam will flip over guy", dating, or just typical Liberal Democrats?
Posted by NN2N1 2024-04-10 05:39||   2024-04-10 05:39|| Front Page Top

#3 This is what real stu.pidity looks like.
Posted by Deacon+Blues 2024-04-10 07:53||   2024-04-10 07:53|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ Idiocracy in real life.
Posted by M. Murcek 2024-04-10 07:54||   2024-04-10 07:54|| Front Page Top

#5 Shelia Jackass-Lee represents her district perfectly.
I know, I used to work there.
Posted by ed in texas 2024-04-10 08:56||   2024-04-10 08:56|| Front Page Top

#6 Drunk driver forgets her ABC claiming it's because she learnt it 'so many years ago' during sobriety test after cops pulled her over for driving erratically
Posted by Skidmark 2024-04-10 09:24||   2024-04-10 09:24|| Front Page Top

#7 It’s not her fault. She thought she would learn about cosmology in the cosmetology course she signed up for.
Posted by Super Hose 2024-04-10 09:36||   2024-04-10 09:36|| Front Page Top

#8 A vapid gaseous structure...in a hair weave
Posted by Frank G 2024-04-10 10:24||   2024-04-10 10:24|| Front Page Top

#9 And in a few days you'll read about an astronomy prof who was fired by making fun of her in front of students.
Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-04-10 11:12||   2024-04-10 11:12|| Front Page Top

#10 Hard to find an astronomy prof with enough humor to make fun of someone. Astronomy humor starts and ends with Uranus.
Posted by Super Hose 2024-04-10 11:33||   2024-04-10 11:33|| Front Page Top

#11 "My God...she's full of derps."
Posted by swksvolFF 2024-04-10 13:01||   2024-04-10 13:01|| Front Page Top

#12 She can’t even put on the glasses
Posted by Beavis 2024-04-10 13:25||   2024-04-10 13:25|| Front Page Top

#13 M-O-O-N that spells moron Sheila Jackson Lee...
Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2024-04-10 15:18||   2024-04-10 15:18|| Front Page Top

#14 To be fair....her head is full of gases as well, so it's only natural.
Posted by Silentbrick 2024-04-10 16:06||   2024-04-10 16:06|| Front Page Top

#15 Didn't she also say something about Mars and that's where Apollo 11 landed probably about 10 years back?
Posted by Ulailet+Thud3602 2024-04-10 21:08||   2024-04-10 21:08|| Front Page Top

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