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2024-03-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

[Daily Mail, where America gets its news]

The billionaire shipping heiress had been drinking with old friends at a Chinese New Year celebration on her 900-acre Texas ranch

She decided to drive back to her house rather than walk, but accidentally reversed her Tesla SUV into a pond

Police have revealed details of her final frantic calls as the car sank in the water

Posted by Skidmark 2024-03-21 01:13|| || Front Page|| [11143 views ] Top

#1 This certainly watered down any drinks she might have had.

Snark O'The Day

Posted by European Conservative 2024-03-21 06:15|| 2024-03-21 06:15|| Front Page Top

#2 Good one. Snark of the day contender.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2024-03-21 08:37|| 2024-03-21 08:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Seconded!

Posted by Raj 2024-03-21 10:54|| 2024-03-21 10:54|| Front Page Top

#4 Funny how the news stories I've seen this week seem to skip that part. They were darkly hinting that there are design problems with Tesla.

Posted by EMS Artifact 2024-03-21 11:11|| 2024-03-21 11:11|| Front Page Top

#5 You can't compensate for the driver. Intelligence has its limits. Stupidity is boundless.

Posted by Procopius2k 2024-03-21 17:40|| 2024-03-21 17:40|| Front Page Top

#6 Death - the only hangover cure that truly works.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-03-21 18:59|| 2024-03-21 18:59|| Front Page Top

#7 Daily Mail, where America won't wipe its shoes.

Posted by Woodrow 2024-03-21 19:43|| 2024-03-21 19:43|| Front Page Top

#8 At that level of BAL, isn't everything in reverse?

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-03-21 19:47|| 2024-03-21 19:47|| Front Page Top