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2023-10-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

BREAKING: Xi Jinping expected to announce replacement for late US Senator Diane Feinstein today

[Genesius Times[ In an astonishing display of international political prowess, General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party, Xi Jinping, wasted no time in announcing his replacement for the late United States Senator Dianne Feinstein. In a move that has left the world both baffled and impressed, Xi Jinping has once again demonstrated his keen understanding of global politics.

Feinstein, who was recently confirmed to be a mortal human being despite persistent rumors suggesting otherwise, served as a U.S. Senator for decades. Her tenure was so lengthy that many believed she was, in fact, a timeless being who had transcended the limits of mortal existence.

Xi Jinping, recognizing the significance of this vacancy, immediately sprang into action. In a press conference that doubled as a political spectacle, he unveiled his replacement: a life-sized cardboard cutout of Feinstein.

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#1 ...stay tuned.

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-10-02 07:11|| 2023-10-02 07:11|| Front Page Top

#2 necromancer cattle birthing gloves and an extra tube and tank in a server farm full of coolant!

Posted by Cholutle Thrans9751 2023-10-02 08:36|| 2023-10-02 08:36|| Front Page Top

#3 /\ Knew a Warrant Officer PA years ago who kept a pair of those gloves hanging on the wall behind his desk.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-10-02 08:39|| 2023-10-02 08:39|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ #1
So far, the best double slap of the day.

Posted by NN2N1 2023-10-02 08:55|| 2023-10-02 08:55|| Front Page Top

#5 I had long suspected that one day Diane would reclaim her precious and fall into the fires of Mount Doom while simultaneously drawing a yellow flag for excess celebration.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-10-02 11:54|| 2023-10-02 11:54|| Front Page Top

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