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2023-06-17 Britain

Harry & Megan Lose A Major Cash Lifeline

The only thing I like reading about better than loser Brit royals is their financial demise.

[Page Six - NY Post] - Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were branded "lazy" and "f—king grifters" by Spotify employees Friday after the podcasting network canned their $20 million deal.

Bill Simmons, the sportscaster who is also head of Spotify’s international sports content, said on his own podcast, "’The f—king grifters.’ That’s the podcast we shoulda launched with them."

His attack deepened the couple’s crisis as sources said they were "lazy" compared to the Obamas, who also had a Spotify contract.

How freakin' lazy do you have to be to get out-hustled by two people notorious for being work averse? Read on for how bad they're (Harry & Megan) about to get fiscally bent with their overextended lifestyle. It practically brings back memories of my asshole cousin doing something similar; I can't wait to hear about him trying to grind off another catatlytic converter and getting busted for it so he can support his heroin habit. Faacking loooser...

Posted by Raj 2023-06-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are called 'f*****g grifters' by Spotify exec Bill Simmons after their $20M Archetypes podcast is axed

Posted by Skidmark 2023-06-17 00:43|| 2023-06-17 00:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Maybe they can start a GoFundMe campaign.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2023-06-17 00:46|| 2023-06-17 00:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Seems like money for "woke" initiatives is not the only area where a shortfall is occurring.

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-06-17 07:20|| 2023-06-17 07:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Harry has never been without financial resources, nor were his folks, so he wasn't brought up being frugal in any way or with the ability to recognize that something might not be a good fiscal idea.

Therefore he never recognized that Meghan was just a leech on steroids.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2023-06-17 07:28|| 2023-06-17 07:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Actually, I'm hoping someone will start a GoF**kOff campaign for them, but I'm like that.
(I know. Corner. Got it.)

Posted by ed in texas 2023-06-17 09:58|| 2023-06-17 09:58|| Front Page Top

#6 I guess everyone and the professor's dog knew that, Mr. Bill Simmons, but you.

But you needed to pave the DIE driveway, so piss off with your crocoshit tears. ooooo! ooooo! don't sue me!

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-06-17 10:20|| 2023-06-17 10:20|| Front Page Top

#7 The value of the royal connections has virtually evaporated since Harry is now shunned, so suddenly there is little left for them to dish about. God knows they both have at best, very pedestrian, modest intellects and little outside of scandal to talk about beyond what has been sold repeatedly. So at some point, the dirtwater duchess will figure out that her only remaining story to dish is Harry. The kids are her insurance plan against poverty but Harry, a fungible asset. How long he stays before a hiatus on the foggy highland moors is in his future depends on his dignity low-level warning light still functioning.

Posted by NoMoreBS 2023-06-17 11:11|| 2023-06-17 11:11|| Front Page Top

#8 Does this by any chance mean that their 15 minutes are up (hope, hope)?

Posted by Tom 2023-06-17 11:21|| 2023-06-17 11:21|| Front Page Top

#9 The Skill Tree still has the Only Fans branch open.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-06-17 12:20|| 2023-06-17 12:20|| Front Page Top

#10 "Dirtwater Duchess". I am sooo stealing that

Posted by Frank G 2023-06-17 12:24|| 2023-06-17 12:24|| Front Page Top

#11 I would like to see them go on an episode of Shark Tank and pitch no product.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-06-17 13:05|| 2023-06-17 13:05|| Front Page Top

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