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2023-06-11 -Lurid Crime Tales-
‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ winner arrested for threatening to shoot Florida cop
[NYPOST] A former “RuPaul’s Drag Race” winner could wind up doing a different type of “serving.”
He's got a face that sez "Yes, officer! That's the... ummm... man." And the hair to back it up.
Season 2 victor Tyra Sanchez — also known as King Tyra — has been charged with assault on a law enforcement officer and resisting without violence after allegedly threatening to gun down Florida cops, according to an arrest report obtained by TMZ Saturday.
"Arrr! I'll gun yez all down! I'm a celebrity!"
The saga began with a minor car crash in Starke, a city roughly 40 miles southwest of Jacksonville, but quickly escalated after police arrived on the scene.
"Look out! It's da cops!"
Tyra allegedly jumped out of her car and began verbally berating the cops, the report claims.
"Why ain't you guys out chasin' real criminals? Why'nchou come back after you've solved who shot Jon Benet?"
The reality star is accused of making the threat to shoot the officer and reaching into her car when he tried to slap handcuffs on her.
"Here. Jes' lemme get my firearm!"
Police grabbed Tyra, placed her in a bear hug and deployed a Taser, but the drag queen was reportedly still able to make a break for it.
"Zap him... ummm... her, Hutch!... Ng-ng-ng-ng!..."
"That's what happens when yer bear huggin' somebody bein' tased, Starsky!"
"Expensive sneakers... ng-ng... don't fail me now!.. ng-ng..."
"She's... ummm... he's gettin' away!"
[thud!]
"No he/she/it ain't!"
"Youse ain't usin' my preferred pronouns!"
"Shuddup."

Posted by Fred 2023-06-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11141 views ]  Top

#1 King Tyra will soon discover a venue where the genius of his talent is fully appreciated.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-06-11 08:14||   2023-06-11 08:14|| Front Page Top

#2 WTF is that on his haid? Dryer lint?
Posted by Frank G 2023-06-11 08:46||   2023-06-11 08:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Not available in stores. My 'Premature Balding' Secret Tonic 2.0 works !

Posted by Besoeker 2023-06-11 09:18||   2023-06-11 09:18|| Front Page Top

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