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2023-02-09 Home Front: Politix

AOC Insists There Are No Hysterectomies Performed On Minors Because Most Of Them Are Too Busy In The Mines

[BB] WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a tense Congressional Hearing, deductive polymath Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez put a widespread conspiracy theory to rest when she vocally insisted that there were no hysterectomies being performed on minors because most of them are too busy working in the mines anyway.

The truth-filled gavel drop utterly destroyed the claim by conservatives that the Boston Children's Hospital was performing the irreparable surgeries on minors.

"How can minors find the time to travel via minecart to far-away Boston when they're busy mining for coal, iron, and lapis lazuli," explained Ocasio-Cortez to an awestruck chamber. "And it's not just minors who aren't getting hysterectomies; neither are lumberjacks, farmers, nor blacksmiths."

The phenom of reason and intellect then adjusted her smart-looking glasses and conceded that yes, some villagers did receive hysterectomies, but only if they had enough emeralds, which were hard to come by because they were "even more rarer than diamonds."

At publishing time, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez had stunned all by pointing out hysterectomies weren't even real because no one had hysters in their bodies in the first place.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-02-09 04:39|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 'The public's not going to pay attention to that': Biden downplays House GOP's probes into Hunter and says he believes the classified documents in his home were 'things from 1974' and 'stray papers' in post State of the Union sit-down

Posted by Skidmark 2023-02-09 06:33|| 2023-02-09 06:33|| Front Page Top

#2 AOC calls Hunter Biden laptop 'HALF-FAKE' and Marjorie Taylor Greene tells Twitter exec 'you disgust me' for banning her - but allowing 'child p0rn' - as hearing into story's suppression goes off the rails

Posted by Skidmark 2023-02-09 06:34|| 2023-02-09 06:34|| Front Page Top

#3 And I believe the classified documents were 'Key Word' or country selected and couriered to Delaware by a person (or assigned team) on a weekly basis via thumb drive.

The documents were then likely printed with selected portions then cut & pasted from the laptop to outgoing Hunter email.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-02-09 06:47|| 2023-02-09 06:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Can anyone imagine having someone so unstable as a neighbor?

Posted by Woodrow 2023-02-09 09:53|| 2023-02-09 09:53|| Front Page Top

#5 ^ Uh, yeah. Fortunately they didn't hold high office in the government but I've had neighbors who were quite unstable.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-02-09 12:04|| 2023-02-09 12:04|| Front Page Top

#6 ref #3 ...or some variant of transmission/delivery has the feel of high confidence for me. Keyword/Codeword/FAO assessments for exploitation and access confirmation, but I am sure that path had cutouts and unknowing players. You can't blow the whistle if you didn't know you were in the game!

Posted by NoMoreBS 2023-02-09 15:03|| 2023-02-09 15:03|| Front Page Top

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