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2021-08-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Hunter Biden Says He Lost *ANOTHER* Laptop to Russian Drug Dealers in Naked Pillow Talk
This guy makes Epstein's clients look like a bunch of school boys.
[Breitbart] Hunter Biden claimed during a post-coital conversation with a woman identified by the Daily Mail as a prostitute that Russian drug dealers stole his laptop (not the one abandoned to a Delaware computer repair shop) during a Vegas bender where he nearly drowned in a hotel hot tub, according to footage unearthed by the tabloid.
**WARNING — GRAPHIC VIDEO AT LINK**
Posted by Abu Uluque 2021-08-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11141 views ]  Top

#1 In a wiser time, his father would be impeached for his filthy family being such a massive national security risk.
Posted by Dron66046 2021-08-12 00:14||   2021-08-12 00:14|| Front Page Top

#2 And the media continues to actively cover it up. They are just as guilty as he is.
Posted by CrazyFool 2021-08-12 00:17||   2021-08-12 00:17|| Front Page Top

#3 Did Hunter suddenly have a lot of money in his account after "losing" the second laptop to Russians?
Posted by Blackbeard Barnsmell6454 2021-08-12 00:46||   2021-08-12 00:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Why would he make a video of his romp with a prostitute? Why would he tell the prostitute about his missing laptop? Could this video be faked or is he really that stupid? I'm thinking that, if he doesn't sue the Daily Mail, the video must be real. I've heard it said that the truth is stranger than fiction but this is just soooooo bizarre...I'd love to see Hollywood make a feature length movie about it. Popcorn?
Posted by Abu Uluque 2021-08-12 01:02||   2021-08-12 01:02|| Front Page Top

#5 Ladies and Gentlemen, the First Family. I couldn't be prouder.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2021-08-12 01:52||   2021-08-12 01:52|| Front Page Top

#6 Hard to believe the guy could be that stupid, arrogant and reckless. But if he is, it's like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. You get all kinds of warnings in life. Lucky people get off with more warnings and less trouble than they deserve. But if you're that stupid and you don't stop, never even slow down, eventually you get yourself into the kind of trouble that is more than just an amusing story in a tabloid even if your daddy is the president.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2021-08-12 02:05||   2021-08-12 02:05|| Front Page Top

#7 As prophesized:
The Fresh Prez of D.C. Episode 1
Posted by Pheaper Omoluck5353 2021-08-12 04:29||   2021-08-12 04:29|| Front Page Top

#8 ^^^ Language warning for above video. NSFW.
Posted by Pheaper Omoluck5353 2021-08-12 04:33||   2021-08-12 04:33|| Front Page Top

#9 on today's episode of What If Donald Jr. Had Done The Same?
Posted by Retard Strength 2021-08-12 06:50||   2021-08-12 06:50|| Front Page Top

#10 

Remember when the Socialcrats and their Media went APE DO-DO over fake their Golden Showers and were calling for resignations and impeachment.

Where are they now?
Posted by NN2N1 2021-08-12 07:39||   2021-08-12 07:39|| Front Page Top

#11 I'd love to see Hollywood make a feature length movie about it.

A Hunter Biden Biopic Is in Development
Posted by Skidmark 2021-08-12 07:54||   2021-08-12 07:54|| Front Page Top

#12 The same people who pretended to be outraged over "mean" tweets do every sort of mental gymnastics to pretend that Hunter Biden doesn't even exist.
Posted by Crusader 2021-08-12 10:32||   2021-08-12 10:32|| Front Page Top

#13 Hunter Biden = Result & example of
an unsupervised rug-rat in the 21st Century
Posted by Unins Hupiling2957 2021-08-12 10:51||   2021-08-12 10:51|| Front Page Top

#14 Oh, Andrei.
Posted by swksvolFF 2021-08-12 12:36||   2021-08-12 12:36|| Front Page Top

#15 Abu Uluque, I haven't watched the video but I suspect this was a honeytrap and the ladies handlers set up the video. The real question is why didn't anyone prevent Hunter from having a second laptop in the first place. At the very least they should have set up some kind of Chromebook where the laptop itself had no content, that way Hunters handlers could cut off access quick if he lost another one.
Posted by ruprecht 2021-08-12 13:18||   2021-08-12 13:18|| Front Page Top

#16 the ladies handlers set up the video

It's one of Hunter's kinks. When the abandoned laptop was first revealed, it was shown that Hunter had his own pron channel (don't remember which one but one could pay to view) of his recorded escapades with prostitutes.
Posted by Vortigern Grusoger6203 2021-08-12 13:26||   2021-08-12 13:26|| Front Page Top

#17 He's the son of a sultan and a meth head with an unlimited budget...nobody's gonna tell him what he can and cannot do.
Posted by swksvolFF 2021-08-12 13:34||   2021-08-12 13:34|| Front Page Top

#18 He had 3 laptops. Apparently he used Coupon Code "Crackhead" in his online checkout to get a deal.
Posted by Frank G 2021-08-12 14:13||   2021-08-12 14:13|| Front Page Top

#19 This guy has to be the biggest dipsh%t in history. Maybe he's got daddy issues.
Posted by JohnQC 2021-08-12 15:36||   2021-08-12 15:36|| Front Page Top

#20 Thought the FBI had one of them. Russian gangsters another. The other?

Meanwhile, in other related news "Tara Reade says that White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was wrong to say that sexual misconduct claims against President Biden were “heavily litigated” already."

Posted by JohnQC 2021-08-12 15:45||   2021-08-12 15:45|| Front Page Top

#21 Thought the FBI had one of them. Russian gangsters another. The other?

It is the heart of PronHost.com
sarc/
Posted by Cleng Jeaper4450 2021-08-12 17:03||   2021-08-12 17:03|| Front Page Top

#22 #4 Why would he make a video of his romp with a prostitute?

It is what perverts do.
Posted by Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589 2021-08-12 20:04||   2021-08-12 20:04|| Front Page Top

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