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2021-03-05 Home Front: Politix

Biden Announces All Bombs Used In The Middle East Will Be Purchased From Black-Owned Businesses

[Babylon Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C.—Journalists are praising Joe Biden after he announced that every bomb he drops in the Middle East from now on will be purchased from a black-owned business.

President Biden made the announcement in front of a huge crowd of white journalists on Zoom, who cheered so loud after hearing the news that President Biden had to adjust his earpiece.

"Hey, folks-- here's the deal: we gotta drop some bombs. We just do. That's how things are," said Biden. "We have all these extra bombs lying around collecting dust and we have to drop them on those people over there who -- as intelligence is telling us -- are bad people. They're bad people folks! Gotta bomb 'em!"

"But we're gonna purchase all our future bombs from some clean, articulate black business owners who make bombs. It's just the right thing to do," he continued.

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that there are no black business owners in the country who make bombs for the U.S. military. "Ah man-- that's too bad," said Biden before canceling his meeting with Al Sharpton.

Posted by Besoeker 2021-03-05 12:13|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ] Top

#1 gotta be the bee

Posted by 746 2021-03-05 13:50|| 2021-03-05 13:50|| Front Page Top

#2 Why just bombs used in the ME? Is Biden trying purposefully sabotage our air forces there?

Posted by jpal 2021-03-05 14:02|| 2021-03-05 14:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Knew it was Bee™ from the headline.

Posted by magpie 2021-03-05 14:57|| 2021-03-05 14:57|| Front Page Top

#4 Now, for not Bee
The Biden administration issued a warning this week to its allies in the Middle East not to oppose US policies and not to seek military solutions to the region's problems.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-03-05 15:12|| 2021-03-05 15:12|| Front Page Top

#5 /\ Translation:

There's as new boss in town. Don't make a move with pre-coordinating it with us. If you thought what happened in Rhodesia and South Africa was bad, you've not seen the worst of it. Stronger message, backbiting, and systematic betrayal to follow.

Posted by Besoeker 2021-03-05 15:27|| 2021-03-05 15:27|| Front Page Top

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