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2021-01-30 Home Front: Politix
Jen Psaki Says She'll 'Circle Back' To Question About Why Biden Is Currently Wandering Press Room Sniffing Reporters
Ima predictin' she'll lose that phrase soon, just from the Bee ridicule
[Babylon Bee] During a press conference Thursday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki was asked why Joe Biden was currently wandering around the room getting "a good whiff" of various female reporters' hair.

She deftly handled the question, promising to "circle back" to it before taking another question about which Ninja Turtle is Joe Biden's favorite.

"Yes, um, hi, Press Secretary Psaki. Can you tell me why Joe currently has his nose buried two inches into my bun?" asked a CNN reporter. "And to clarify, I have the utmost respect for you and for the president, may he live forever, so I'm not challenging you. I was just curious. Because I'm a little uncomfortable. But again, that's probably just me!"

"Yes, great question. We'll circle back to that," Psaki said as Biden wandered around the room sniffing woman after woman. "Anyone else? Yes, great question. Joe Biden's favorite Ninja Turtle is definitely Donatello. Everyone knows Don is the best. Haha. You guys are awesome! Great job, team!"

Psaki went on to answer questions about how Joe Biden likes his steaks done, what his favorite color is, and what he orders at Starbucks before closing up the press conference for the day.
Posted by Frank G 2021-01-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 She was told to study the Obama era briefing books. She brings them to the WH briefings instead. Obviously they are of little help.

She's become a significant image liability. Regrettably, she'll soon be replaced.
Posted by Besoeker 2021-01-30 02:12||   2021-01-30 02:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Jen's hair would seem to have a cupric scent, with a faint savor of carrot. Ain't it so, Joe?
Posted by Gerthudion tse Tung8013 2021-01-30 05:31||   2021-01-30 05:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Regrettably, she'll soon be replaced.

I got my $ on 'incompetence is here to stay' with this administration. She'll be there a while, ably assisted with the occasional puff piece from the usual suspects.
Posted by Raj 2021-01-30 08:41||   2021-01-30 08:41|| Front Page Top

#4 /\ I hope you are right Raj. She's a delight to watch and listen to.
Posted by Besoeker 2021-01-30 08:43||   2021-01-30 08:43|| Front Page Top

#5 Same as HARF!
Posted by Frank G 2021-01-30 10:42||   2021-01-30 10:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Harf Harf !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Alaska Paul 2021-01-30 11:05||   2021-01-30 11:05|| Front Page Top

#7 I used to think they would get rid of Biden not more than 6 to 8 months after swearing in. I now believe they will keep him. He will sign anything put in front of him. He is being kept from the media as much as possible. He is only asked pre-screened questions. Harris would not be that pliable.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2021-01-30 12:34||   2021-01-30 12:34|| Front Page Top

#8 #7, agree entirely. So far Joe is the bureaucrat's dream.

And you are right, Kamala might have ideas of her own. The bureaucracy would not like that.
Posted by Tom 2021-01-30 13:27||   2021-01-30 13:27|| Front Page Top










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