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2020-11-21 Caucasus/Russia/Central Asia

A little on the lighter side, unless your name's Dzyuba...

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[Zero Hedge] - Pilots Draw Giant "Sky Penis" In Support For Russian Footballer After Masturbation Scandal

Two Russian Pobeda Airlines pilots are under investigation after they "chose a ballsy flight path" to show their support for Russian footballer team captain Artem Dzyuba, by drawing a giant c*** and balls in the sky, reported RT News.

Flightradar24 footage shows the Boeing 737-800 taking a quick detour from Moscow to Ekaterinburg on Nov. 11 to create a giant sky penis on flight radar maps.

"We don't know what you might see in our aircraft's flightpath, but probably Pobeda captains decided to express their support for Artem Dzyuba, condemning the madness around him," a Pobeda spokesperson said.

Dzyuba made headlines after a video of him pleasuring himself leaked online. The scandal has resulted in the footballer being suspended for three games.

The Federal Air Transport Agency said it is investigating the incident to determine whether the pilots had clearance to conduct such maneuvers.

While the pilot's support for Dzyuba is rather strange, readers may recall US military pilots went on a sky penis drawing spree in the last couple of years. We're not entirely sure why US pilots were drawing the penises (see: here & here & here), but it sure seemed as there was a competition of who could draw the biggest one.

Posted by Raj 2020-11-21 09:04|| || Front Page|| [11139 views ] Top

#1 Post-CNN, -New Yorker career option for Toobin?

Posted by Croth McCoy6395 2020-11-21 09:29|| 2020-11-21 09:29|| Front Page Top

#2 Nah. Someone beat him to it.

Posted by gorb 2020-11-21 09:40|| 2020-11-21 09:40|| Front Page Top

#3 c*** & balls?

Posted by g(r)omgoru PB 2020-11-21 12:10|| 2020-11-21 12:10|| Front Page Top

#4 2,000 years ago, Romans were drawing penis on Hadrian's wall.

Now we do it in the sky, and on Mars.

Technology improves, but we still have 12yo humor.

Posted by DarthVader 2020-11-21 13:23|| 2020-11-21 13:23|| Front Page Top

#5 c*** & balls?

Cock is an English vulgarism for p3nis, g(r)omgoru, balls for testicles. I have no idea about the etymology.

Posted by trailing wife 2020-11-21 15:54|| 2020-11-21 15:54|| Front Page Top

#6 Ahhh. Thanks.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-11-21 15:54|| 2020-11-21 15:54|| Front Page Top

#7 Skyyyyyyyyy Peeeeenis

*bum bum*

How high, can you fly?

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I had to look that up, hoping it had to do with the French symbol being a coq in a sort of Pluk Yew! moment. What I found was first reference was early 14th century, which is not a Hastings or Agincourt moment. Maybe a Morning Delight sort of deal with the rooster crow?

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