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2020-01-09 Home Front: Culture Wars
Handicapping The Democrat Losers
It's Kurt
[Town Hall] - The Democrat field is starting to narrow as some of the biggest losers drop out in humiliating failure. The flatulent, pro-nuke Eric Swalwell is gone. Whichever Castro bro was in just quit. And that hapless furry Beto is off selling autographs on the weirdo convention circuit dressed as a cartoon fox named "Yiffy."

The ones still in the race are even more pathetic.

Here are my thoughts on where the race is now. In the general, it’s Trump’s to lose. Between a sprinting economy and a staggering Democrat field, he’s the odds-on favorite in the general. But the real election issue is not going to be his past achievements. Trump’s achievements are now baked into the pie ‐ those who dig him assume them and those who hate him don’t care how good he’s doing. They want him gone even if he takes the economy and America’s newfound standing in the world as Earth’s Rebel Badboy with him.

The deciding factor is going to be personality, and Trump has the advantage because he has one. The question is going to be, "Who does America trust not to screw up all the repairs that Trump has made to America post-Barack Obama?"

The answer is going to be, "Not one of those quasi-commie Democrat dorks."

There are six real candidates ‐ sorry Yangbangers and Tulsi-touters, but those two are not in the mix.

There’s Biden. What a putz. From his bizarre behavior to his brazen demand that we just accept the manifest corruption of his boy Lil’ Crackpipe, Gropey Joe is not merely of the Swamp. He is the Swamp. And there’s no reason to believe Trump won’t drain him.

...Then there’s Chief Spewing Bull. Her own brother recently dissed her for inventing more fake family history. Trump would chew her up, spit her out, and wash the residue into the gutter. Where’s the enthusiasm for a serial fraud who compares poorly to every bitter spinster public elementary school teacher who either demanded you use your inside voice or tried to make her class celebrate Kwanza? Maybe at Harvard or The New York Times offices, and nowhere else.

...Maybe Bernie Sanders will get it ‐ which would be great because then all the nimrods who pushed the phony dossier would have to concede that they were going to vote for the one candidate we absolutely know has had sex in Russia ‐ shiver.

...Pete Buttigieg...why? Why is he even part of this? He’s a sub-par mayor of a sub-par town in a state most Democrats have never even heard of. Really, if he’s the one the Dems are looking to for salvation ‐ oh yeah, he says he’s a Christian too, incessantly ‐ then they’re pretty hosed already. His candidacy will soon Pete-r out

...And tiny Michael Bloomberg’s zillion-dollar ad budget has captured him...fifth or sixth place. Fascist Frodo’s not going anywhere. He’s already lost.

So, the smart money is on the dumb bunny, Wandering Paws Joe. And Trump will annihilate him ‐ all the cover the garbage media has provided him will only serve to keep him weak and vulnerable for when Trump lays into him. And if you think Biden’s got a real shot in November, well, Hunter wants his Columbia Fun Dust back.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-01-09 09:30|| || Front Page|| [11141 views ]  Top

#1 I still think it is going to be Warren. Biden is an old, white guy. None of them have a chance of beating Trump (without really, really massive voter fraud), but at least with Warren they get to enjoy the fake outrage from Trump insulting a person of the female persuasion.

Option #2 would be Sanders. He's got the old white guy thing going on in spades (can you still say 'spades'?), but he is a hard-core socialist. Last time around, that made people disturbingly giddy here in Michigan.
Posted by SteveS 2020-01-09 11:22||   2020-01-09 11:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Colombia Fun Dust.

Lil'Crackpipe used his connections to go to Yale - the same institution that gave us Fartacus, Ciaramella-Pajama and the Clintons.
Posted by Lex 2020-01-09 12:05||   2020-01-09 12:05|| Front Page Top

#3 DNC will ensure Bernie-Squeaky's kept out. By foul means or foul.
Posted by Lex 2020-01-09 12:06||   2020-01-09 12:06|| Front Page Top

#4 Back to hate Trump. That's all they got. They need to be more concerned with their getting their asses handed to them in the house and Senate.
Posted by 49 Pan 2020-01-09 14:05||   2020-01-09 14:05|| Front Page Top

#5 I am of the late comer school. Now who? Moochele? I doubt it. She is not someone who wants to be around crowds (LOL, as if she could attract them). Some gift from God like another Kennedy or another Clinton? No. I think it is time for someone like Harvey Weinstein, or Oprah, or Ellen, or Rachel to step in and save the Demoncrats.

Hey! Two lesbos in the WH together. Film at 6.
Posted by Tarzan Elmeretch9587 2020-01-09 15:29||   2020-01-09 15:29|| Front Page Top

#6 There is a YouTuber, H.A. Goodman, who swears Hillary is going to run again. I think he must be smoking wacky weed.
Posted by JohnQC 2020-01-09 16:21||   2020-01-09 16:21|| Front Page Top

#7 "Democrat losers"

That's all of them. :-(
Posted by Barbara 2020-01-09 22:12||   2020-01-09 22:12|| Front Page Top

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