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2019-06-23 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Man on Trial for Burglary Throws Feces at Judge, Misses
[BREITBART] A Florida man’s trial for burglary was delayed after he allegedly attempted to throw feces at the judge and missed.

Dorleans Philidor, 33, was sitting in a wheelchair in the courtroom before closing arguments on Friday when he "cast feces" in the direction of Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh and missed, the Miami Herald reported.
"Dorleans Philidor", uh huh
County law enforcement officers and corrections officers swarmed the scene while lawyers bravely ran away from the commotion.

"It’s protein! It’s good for you!" Philidor yelled, according to witnesses.
Poop is not protein, and it's not good for you. Just making sure everyone knows.
Cleaning staff sanitized the courtroom before the trial was allowed to proceed. None of the jurors witnessed the incident.

Miami-Dade Circuit Court spokeswoman Eunice Sigler told the News Agency that Dare Not be Named Philidor defecated on himself while imprisoned in a holding cell Thursday.

Jurors then deliberated on Friday afternoon in a separate area for an hour before finding Philidor not guilty of the burglary charge against him. But despite the thumbs up from the jury, Philidor will not be leaving jail anytime soon.

Philidor is facing another trial for a grand theft auto charge, and it is unclear whether he will face charges for throwing feces in the courtroom.
Posted by Fred 2019-06-23 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [292 views ]  Top

#1 Our dog thought cat poop was good....
Posted by Glenmore 2019-06-23 01:37||   2019-06-23 01:37|| Front Page Top

#2 And of course dung beetles like poop. And lots of judges don't seem too different from dung beetles, so I can understand a Florida man's confusion...
Posted by Glenmore 2019-06-23 01:38||   2019-06-23 01:38|| Front Page Top

#3 I heard the peanut butter story.
Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-23 02:06||   2019-06-23 02:06|| Front Page Top

#4 "It’s protein! It’s good for you!" Philidor yelled, according to witnesses.

"Botulinum toxin (BTX) is a neurotoxic protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum..."
Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2019-06-23 02:22||   2019-06-23 02:22|| Front Page Top

Posted by Dron66046 2019-06-23 05:51||   2019-06-23 05:51|| Front Page Top

#6 ...Is there nothing Florida Man can't do?

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2019-06-23 09:11||   2019-06-23 09:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Dorleans Philidor

Somewhere, Kurt Vonnegut is thinking, "The best I could come up with was Philboyd Studge..."
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-06-23 12:23||   2019-06-23 12:23|| Front Page Top

#8 "It’s protein! It’s good for you!"

Would you like protein as part of your meals during your stay in jail?
Posted by gorb 2019-06-23 19:21||   2019-06-23 19:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Poop is not protein, and it's not good for you. Just making sure everyone knows.

Oh my. Thanks for the clarification there. I almost made a mistake. :-)

Oh, and Herb would like a link to prove this.
Posted by gorb 2019-06-23 19:26||   2019-06-23 19:26|| Front Page Top

15:32 Herb McCoy
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15:08 Chris
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13:55 Frank G
13:50 USN, Ret.
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