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2019-03-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Jussie Smollett Receives Prestigious NAACP Award For His Work Creating Jobs For Nigerian-Americans

[Babylon Bee] CHICAGO, IL‐The NAACP has given Jussie Smollett a prestigious award for his important work creating much-needed jobs for Nigerian-American citizens.

The Association created the new "Nigerian-American Job Creation" award just for Smollett in honor of his important work for the black community.

"While a lot of people talk about job creation, Smollett put his money where his mouth is," said an NAACP spokesperson as Smollett received the award. "He created two good, high-paying jobs well above minimum wage for these brothers. $3500 to pretend to be Trump supporters and fake an attack on a celebrity? Easy money."

"If all the wealthy and powerful were to help out like this, we can eliminated joblessness among black adults," he added.

Smollett humbly accepted the award, saying he was just "doing his part" to bring racial unity to the country.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-03-30 03:56|| || Front Page|| [11140 views ] Top

#1 As predictable as a toilet vortex.

Posted by Woodrow 2019-03-30 08:03|| 2019-03-30 08:03|| Front Page Top

#2 So the question is, does he has some kompromat on Obama, or is it just Kim Foxx striking a blow for the black man?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-03-30 09:53|| 2019-03-30 09:53|| Front Page Top

#3 When you hit the link, unsure if Babylon Bee shows up or not.

Maybe the Nigerian Playgirl Models have a compromising clientele.

IMHO the question was not if he would be let off, but how. Could be someone went over the heads of the local graft and procedure SOPs, undermining local authority pricing and stunting a few political careers. I'd be pissed if the neighbor came over and lectured me about me parenting wrong in front of my kids.

What I don't get is why the California syndicate is doing the high-five and nose rubbing thing instead of quietly shepherding their C-list agent into a hollywood hiatus. Arrogance? Our machine is bigger than your machine?

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-03-30 11:04|| 2019-03-30 11:04|| Front Page Top

#4 Jussie Smollett could still win an NAACP Image Award this weekend

The truth is stranger than fiction. Wonder when the NAACP gets the SPLC treatment.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-03-30 11:56|| 2019-03-30 11:56|| Front Page Top

#5 How #JussieSmollett Rehearse his “Attack” Humour

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-03-30 11:58|| 2019-03-30 11:58|| Front Page Top

#6 Nigerians, doing the racist attacks white americans won't do.

Posted by rjschwarz 2019-03-30 17:10|| 2019-03-30 17:10|| Front Page Top

#7 Jussie Smollett Loses NAACP Image Award for ‘Outstanding Supporting Actor’

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2019-03-30 18:12|| 2019-03-30 18:12|| Front Page Top

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