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2012-03-10 Home Front: Culture Wars
Mark Styen: The Fluke Charade
Mark Steyn at his best. From TFA:
All of us are born with the unalienable right to life, liberty, and a lifetime supply of premium ribbed silky-smooth ultrasensitive spermicidal lubricant condoms. No taxation without rubberization, as the Minutemen said. The shot heard round the world, and all that.
RTWT
Posted by badanov 2012-03-10 09:49|| || Front Page|| [11139 views ]  Top

#1 Personally, I think the military should be carpet bombing the world with free condoms.
Posted by Pliny Sloluting3153 2012-03-10 10:46||   2012-03-10 10:46|| Front Page Top

#2 If Obama mandates that blue pill be provided free to all the men, he just might secure his re-election.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2012-03-10 10:55||   2012-03-10 10:55|| Front Page Top

#3 he just might secure his re-election.  

More females of voting age than males, especially in the more mature demographics. He just might not. ;-)
Posted by trailing wife 2012-03-10 13:18||   2012-03-10 13:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Would it be possible to add my Levothyroxine to the list ? :-(
Posted by Besoeker 2012-03-10 13:33||   2012-03-10 13:33|| Front Page Top

#5 Why, sure, #4 B - as long as you can prove it helps you get it up. ;-p
Posted by Barbara 2012-03-10 13:34||   2012-03-10 13:34|| Front Page Top

#6 "can I get it over the counter?"
"depends on how tall you are"

*rimshot*

thankyouverymuch. I'll be here all week - try the veal - and be sure to tip your waitress.

going to my room now...
Posted by Frank G 2012-03-10 14:21||   2012-03-10 14:21|| Front Page Top

#7 Thats one way to seal the deal.
Posted by Northern Cousin 2012-03-10 15:00||   2012-03-10 15:00|| Front Page Top

#8 Democrats are sad, pitiable dung assed creatures, no?
Posted by newc 2012-03-10 15:14||   2012-03-10 15:14|| Front Page Top

#9 In other news:

Edgar Rice Burroughs Martian Princess requests "tat" removal be gov't funded.
Posted by Besoeker 2012-03-10 15:45||   2012-03-10 15:45|| Front Page Top

#10 If I am a taxpayer and Ms. Fluke is getting state-sponsored contraception, does that mean I am owed some 1:1 time with Ms. Fluke?
Posted by Zorba Hatrack8078 2012-03-10 18:52||   2012-03-10 18:52|| Front Page Top

#11 That depends Zorba: are you male? Because, for all her talk about contraception, Ms. Fluke honestly looks like the kind of gal who likes other gals.

Honestly.
Posted by Secret Master 2012-03-10 19:22||   2012-03-10 19:22|| Front Page Top

#12 So true, Secret Master. But chicks like that actually have boyfriends. One told me he couldn't understand how any woman could be a Republican. I told him he'd probably get more blow jobs if he wasn't such a bigot.
Posted by RandomJD 2012-03-10 23:25||   2012-03-10 23:25|| Front Page Top

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