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2010-05-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-
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Corporate jargon alert!
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 Fark
The headline:
Yahoo buys Associated Content for $100 million, enabling it to facilitate user-centric benchmarks with scalable Web 2.0 functionality in a design-win vertical market (adage.com)
The comments:
AtticusFinchEsq 2010-05-19 12:11:16 PM
But what about its TPS Reports?
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mitchcumstein1 2010-05-19 12:25:52 PM
I know what Google is and I know what $100 million is, but after that it gets a little murky.
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Bennie Crabtree 2010-05-19 01:53:26 PM
Was this headline submitted by Scott Adams?
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The_Six_Fingered_Man 2010-05-19 01:53:32 PM
Can I get this headline in legalese so it's easier to read and understand? Maybe Latin?
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Thelyphthoric 2010-05-19 02:13:20 PM
If ANYONE at company ever starts spewing corporate diarrhea-speak like that (outside of mocking it) they will quickly find themselves "under utilized" or whatever their current BS term for "your ass is fired" is.
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Fo Shiz 2010-05-19 02:18:05 PM
But how with this facilitate them to more effectively leverage their synergies?
...and it just keeps going from there. 
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Posted by Mike 2010-05-20 10:28||
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