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2009-03-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Cop Killer Bill Ayers Now Wants Police Protection

If you made up a story like this, no one would believe it. Couldnt possibly be true. But it is.

Bill Ayers, the unrepentent domestic terrorist who allegedly planned police station bombings and wanted to kill and injure as many officers as possible, now wants to be protected by police at the University of Illinois.

What is he afraid of? Violent protestors? From armed thugs? Hardly.

No, the cowardly professor is afraid of taking tough questions from the parents of his students.

Mark Thompson, parent of a University of Illinois student, was arrested last week and charged with interfering with university affairs. What was his crime? He handed Ayers two books the Bible and Ayn Rands Atlas Shrugged.

We just hope the cops in Chicago have long memories.

Posted by Sherry 2009-03-19 16:23|| || Front Page|| [11141 views ] Top

#1 Wow. Ya mean Billy's a wimp?
Well, fancy that...

Posted by tu3031 2009-03-19 16:34|| 2009-03-19 16:34|| Front Page Top

#2 After a long hard study, say 20 seconds, the police department should issue a statement telling Ayers no due to budget cut. Sorry, reap what you sow!

Posted by 49 Pan 2009-03-19 17:05|| 2009-03-19 17:05|| Front Page Top

#3 We'll get back to you Billy Boy (Hey Malone, here's another request for the $hitcan).

Posted by JohnQC 2009-03-19 18:03|| 2009-03-19 18:03|| Front Page Top

#4 deliver the "no" with a baton

Posted by Frank G 2009-03-19 18:50|| 2009-03-19 18:50|| Front Page Top

#5 We just hope the cops in Chicago have long memories.

They don't need long memories. Professor Ayers is in the habit of calling for help whenever strangers ring his doorbell, it seems. At least there have been several news stories about such behaviour; perhaps the good professor assumes others are willing to treat those in authority like he did in his dewy youth.

Posted by trailing wife 2009-03-19 18:58|| 2009-03-19 18:58|| Front Page Top

#6 Nah, guys....I'm sure the Illinois boys can come up with something much more creative. Automatically tossing this request in the circular file would only come back later to bite them in the ass for not protecting this "fine citizen".

If I had this wonderful assignment to hand out, I'd assign some guy who loves garlic, and lots of it....and maybe is a little questionable on his deodorant and mouthwash usage......and is a touch gassy....occasionally picks his schnozz when he isn't blowing it loudly (allergies, sorry, can't be helped, they are really bad this time of year), and what is that on the bottom of his shoe, anyway, and please tell me he didn't track that onto the rug!?!?

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-03-19 19:02|| 2009-03-19 19:02|| Front Page Top

#7 "He handed Ayers two books" Oh my god that like assault!

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2009-03-19 22:40|| 2009-03-19 22:40|| Front Page Top

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