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2005-07-25 Afghanistan/South Asia

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Posted by Fred 2005-07-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Why am I unimpressed?

So which Western hotel will they be staying at while the "roundup" proceeds? Are they receiving complimentary fruit baskets, courtesy of the ISI? Will those who haven't been kicking back the expected zakat percentage be handled roughly when they check out?

Soooo impressive. Pin and needles, I tell you.

Posted by .com 2005-07-25 01:00|| 2005-07-25 01:00|| Front Page Top

#2 goddamit. ima thawt they finaly owtlawin them goddam hats.

>:(

Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-25 01:05|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-07-25 01:05|| Front Page Top

#3 Easy there,Mucki,wouldn't whant you to pop a vien.I'ld miss ya.

Posted by raptor 2005-07-25 07:42|| 2005-07-25 07:42|| Front Page Top

#4 They're going to start slowly, mucky. First, there will be turban registration. Then, you'll need to get a license to own a turban. There will be a limit to the number of turbans you can buy in a month, and a 15 day waiting period to buy a turban.

Next, they will insist that all turbans be stored unwrapped in a locked wardrobe. Then, there will be rules prohibiting the wearing of turbans near schools or in public buildings.

The National Turban Association will, of course, fight these laws.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-07-25 09:25|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-07-25 09:25|| Front Page Top

#5 "When turbans are outlawed, only outlaws will have turbans!"

National Turban Association

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-07-25 10:15|| 2005-07-25 10:15|| Front Page Top

#6 Yur sawed-off turbins will be a memory.
Ask me if I cair.

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-25 10:37|| 2005-07-25 10:37|| Front Page Top

#7 It's the fully automatic turbans that I'm concerned about. Also the "Friday Prayer Specials."

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-07-25 12:43|| 2005-07-25 12:43|| Front Page Top

#8 Time for The Turbanator.

Posted by john">john 2005-07-25 13:02|| 2005-07-25 13:02|| Front Page Top

#9 You'll take My turban when you unwrap it from My cold, exploded, head.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-07-25 13:39|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-07-25 13:39|| Front Page Top

#10 If your pet rodent wears a turban is it a gerban?

Posted by Dar">Dar 2005-07-25 14:39|| 2005-07-25 14:39|| Front Page Top

#11 No, a mere rat.

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-25 15:11|| 2005-07-25 15:11|| Front Page Top

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