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2025-06-09 Caribbean-Latin America

Not A Good Look: Kilmar Garcia Traffics 7 Kids Into U.S. On Return Flight From El Salvador

[Babylon Bee] NASHVILLE, TN — Authorities stated that Kilmar Abrego Garcia arrived without incident in Tennessee today, only to quickly to discover that he had trafficked seven kids from El Salvador on the flight back to the U.S.

Already facing several other criminal charges, Garcia's lawyers admitted that his trafficking seven kids on the flight back to an America prison was "not a great look."

"Hoo-boy. Could have done without that," said Garcia's defense attorney Stanley Ritten. "Really a bad time to do some human trafficking, to be honest. Senator Van Hollen showing up with Garcia's wife still bruised up, also not helpful. Not making my job any easier, guys."

Democrats had gathered on the tarmac to hail the return of Garcia, only to see seven disheveled, kidnapped children come wandering off the plane. "Not again," sighed Representative Jamie Raskin. "You can't go one flight without trafficking some kids? You're killing me, Garcia."

At publishing time, Garcia's lawyers had fallen into despair after learning he had gotten a new tattoo which read. "I am definitely a member of MS-13."

Posted by Frank G 2025-06-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| ||Comments [67 views ] Top
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#1 His trial will not be covered by legacy media.

Posted by Super Hose 2025-06-09 07:08|| 2025-06-09 07:08|| Front Page || Comments Top

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