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2025-06-08 Home Front: WoT

Illegal Immigrants Helpfully Wave Flags So ICE Knows Where To Send Them

[Babylon Bee] As deportation efforts continued to ramp up across the United States, several hundred illegal immigrants took to the streets and helpfully waved the flags of their home countries so ICE would know where to send them.

ICE agents thanked the illegals for simplifying the process, making it much easier to know where they came from and what planes to load them on.

"It makes our jobs a lot easier," said immigration agent Hank Simpson. "Under normal circumstances, we'd have to spend hours or even days trying to identify these people and figure out where they came from and how to get them back home. Now, with them out there waving flags, it's pretty cut and dry."

Truth. Check out the anti-ICE Black Bloc protesters in NYC and LA waving Mexican and Palestinian flags in today’s Page 1 posts. Though to be fair, the Palestinian ones are just left over from the anti-~~Joo Israel~~Joo university protests that just let out for the summer.

Mobs of protesters staged marches in U.S. streets to voice opposition to President Donald Trump's crackdown on illegal immigration, bravely displaying the banners of their home countries. "It eliminates a lot of the guesswork," Simpson said. "It could've been a lot more frustrating, but these folks are out here doing us a solid and letting us know right off the bat where the cargo planes should be sent. We really appreciate the help."

At publishing time, ICE officials had loaded several hundred people waving Palestinian flags on a flight back to Gaza.

*Snicker* Those Babylon Bee writers are good.

Posted by Frank G 2025-06-08 10:02|| || Front Page|| ||Comments [48 views ] Top
File under: Migrants/Illegal Immigrants

#1 It would be nice if we could do that with folks waving Hamas flags.

Posted by Super Hose 2025-06-08 12:17|| 2025-06-08 12:17|| Front Page || Comments Top

#2 This is the foreign army we've been telling you about.

Posted by Procopius2k 2025-06-08 15:34|| 2025-06-08 15:34|| Front Page || Comments Top

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