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2025-04-18 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man convicted of stabbing LI funeral home owner explodes in court as he receives hefty sentence

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Posted by Fred 2025-04-18 01:34|| || Front Page|| [10339 views ] Top
File under: Nut Jobs

#1 For 39 years his methodology worked. Probably even got him a diploma. He has several years for a rethink. Stats are certainly not is his favor.

Posted by Super Hose 2025-04-18 08:54|| 2025-04-18 08:54|| Front Page Top

#2 Jason Funderburke? He's probably just pissed off because that name carries zero street cred ...

Posted by Warthog 2025-04-18 10:44|| 2025-04-18 10:44|| Front Page Top

#3 explodes in court

I was thinking 'spontaneous combustion'.

Posted by Skidmark 2025-04-18 14:49|| 2025-04-18 14:49|| Front Page Top

#4 "Candidly, your Dishonor, this stuff is all jurisfiction, for I can only be tried under the law of Westphalia! You see, my seventh great-grandma was the seventh servant of the seventh lady-in-waiting to the sister of the Baron Thunder-Ten-Tronckh..." [an hour later, halfway down the courthouse steps, drops Strat he's been playing on a hundred foot cord and hauls ass]

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2025-04-18 17:06|| 2025-04-18 17:06|| Front Page Top

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