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2025-02-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Authentic Haggis ‘May’ Be Legalized for Purchase in the US of A!

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Posted by Clem+Elmish4239 2025-02-08 09:35|| || Front Page|| [11145 views ] Top

#1 The taste is best chased with whisky that tastes like dirt.

Posted by Skidmark 2025-02-08 13:46|| 2025-02-08 13:46|| Front Page Top

#2 Wiki AI Cite: "Haggis is a savory Scottish dish made from minced sheep's offal, oatmeal, suet, and spices, and traditionally cooked in a sheep's stomach. It's a key part of Burns Night supper on January 25th. "

You need a number of "glasses" before dinner...

Posted by NoMoreBS 2025-02-08 15:40|| 2025-02-08 15:40|| Front Page Top

#3 You can buy Haggis on line and there are some groceries that sell them.

I suppose they are 'not authentic' in some sense.

Posted by Lord Garth 2025-02-08 20:39|| 2025-02-08 20:39|| Front Page Top

#4 They have to include the lungs to be authentic haggis

Posted by Gloluns Turkeyneck4904 2025-02-08 20:50|| 2025-02-08 20:50|| Front Page Top

#5 "Welcome to MacPopeye's. May I take your order?"
"Yeah, baby, gimme a three piece dark with a side of dirty oatmeal and a extra scone. Ooh, wait, is that a picture of fried lungs up on that menu?"
"Sure is, baby. They good, too."
"Okay, just gimme two orders of them instead. And a jalapeño."

Still craving those damn livers.

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2025-02-08 23:58|| 2025-02-08 23:58|| Front Page Top

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