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2025-02-05 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Florida man nabbed allegedly trying to outrun troopers while wearing Dalmatian onesie

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Posted by Skidmark 2025-02-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10327 views ] Top

#1
The Liberals & Democrats sure attract some weird ones.

But come to things of it, I do see a lot of heavy set 18-30 year females wearing these at Wally World.

Posted by NN2N1 2025-02-05 02:57|| 2025-02-05 02:57|| Front Page Top

#2 The suspect's girlfriend told troopers she did not want them near her home since she had drugs inside and did not want to go to jail, according to the report.

Posted by Skidmark 2025-02-05 06:59|| 2025-02-05 06:59|| Front Page Top

#3 possession of a new legend drug
??

Posted by Frank G 2025-02-05 07:11|| 2025-02-05 07:11|| Front Page Top

#4 I doubt this is how Mr White got his start.

Posted by Cesare 2025-02-05 08:37|| 2025-02-05 08:37|| Front Page Top

#5 If you were dressed like that, you'd run too.

Posted by Mercutio 2025-02-05 09:45|| 2025-02-05 09:45|| Front Page Top

#6 But he wasn't barking or bothering anyone.

Posted by Besoeker 2025-02-05 09:47|| 2025-02-05 09:47|| Front Page Top

#7 leading authorities on a wild chase

"Where's the fire?"

Posted by Skidmark 2025-02-05 10:30|| 2025-02-05 10:30|| Front Page Top

#8 re #6: It was probably peeing on the hydrant that kicked the whole shmgeggah off.