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2024-12-18 Caucasus/Russia/Central Asia

Russia announces it has developed a cancer vaccine, free for all citizens

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Posted by Fred 2024-12-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11146 views ] Top

#1 Somewhere, Trofim Lysenko smiles.

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-12-18 00:50|| 2024-12-18 00:50|| Front Page Top

#2 I'll wait to see the actual field vs. lab test data results. Even if it's real, and the experts are singing phrases.

Posted by NN2N1 2024-12-18 05:25|| 2024-12-18 05:25|| Front Page Top

#3 "Cancer vaccine". Does it prevent it or give it?

Posted by Mercutio 2024-12-18 08:52|| 2024-12-18 08:52|| Front Page Top

#4 How lucky the label is in English

Posted by Frank G 2024-12-18 12:11|| 2024-12-18 12:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Britany Griner missed her chance.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-12-18 12:20|| 2024-12-18 12:20|| Front Page Top

#6 Canada's MAID process is better than a cancer vaccine. None who undergo MAID will ever get cancer.

Posted by Elmaper+McGurque1612 2024-12-18 13:04|| 2024-12-18 13:04|| Front Page Top

#7 Is it perhaps lead based?

Posted by ed in texas 2024-12-18 13:27|| 2024-12-18 13:27|| Front Page Top

#8 "Would you buy a cancer vaccine from this man?"___Anonymeme

Posted by Mercutio 2024-12-18 14:07|| 2024-12-18 14:07|| Front Page Top

#9 Genius. "Look for it on your friendly family pharm@cy's shelves between Beebo's Placebo and Dr. Algore's Patented Elephant Repellent!" [close-up: hands grabbing vials of Poot-Shoot... as Otto Parts decants gen3ric vodka in storeroom]

Posted by Cramp Henbane5054 2024-12-18 19:06|| 2024-12-18 19:06|| Front Page Top

#10 Oops. Caraway-Pickle Milano, Commissar?

"The planet has cancer..." [woke crowing]
"But I have a vaccine!" [cue woeing]
Oncologist future:
"Is hopeless. Nurse, suture."
...
"Your tumor was already growing."

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-12-18 19:16|| 2024-12-18 19:16|| Front Page Top

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