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2024-11-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2024-11-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 Oh wow… you couldnt do that with a saltwater croc
Alligator yes but not a saltie

Posted by Anon1 2024-11-06 04:07|| 2024-11-06 04:07|| Front Page Top

#2
But is it house broken?

Posted by NN2N1 2024-11-06 05:21|| 2024-11-06 05:21|| Front Page Top

#3 I met a woman that kept an alligator in her motor home: had rigged heat lamps throughout and Charlie lived in the low threshhold shower stall.
It all started as I was setting up next to her, and she complimented my hat; turns out I had bought from her and her husband a couple years earlier at the state fair; but her opening line caught me completely off-guard: (referring to the brand of motorhome) “ Wanna see my Beaver?”

Posted by USN, Ret. 2024-11-06 10:29|| 2024-11-06 10:29|| Front Page Top

#4 I knew a woman one time who had a monkey. It swung from the chandelier and was not too tidy.

Posted by JohnQC 2024-11-06 11:30|| 2024-11-06 11:30|| Front Page Top

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