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2024-08-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Live 2-foot eel chews through man's intestines after he put it up his anus

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Posted by Fred 2024-08-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

Posted by Skidmark 2024-08-03 00:08|| 2024-08-03 00:08|| Front Page Top

#2 I doubt he’ll do that again. Or maybe he will, with a bigger eel. Time will tell.

Posted by Ululating Platypus 2024-08-03 01:52|| 2024-08-03 01:52|| Front Page Top

#3 Darwin rules!

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-08-03 02:34|| 2024-08-03 02:34|| Front Page Top

#4
Roto Rooter

Posted by NN2N1 2024-08-03 05:13|| 2024-08-03 05:13|| Front Page Top

#5 I probably could have made it through today without seeing this. ;)

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2024-08-03 05:48|| 2024-08-03 05:48|| Front Page Top

#6 ^^ Yeah and I have the 'Old Man Procedure' coming up soon.

At least the kid didn't have to go through the 'prep' for his. That's the worst part.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2024-08-03 08:32|| 2024-08-03 08:32|| Front Page Top

#7 I unfortunately saw it yesterday. It's not any better today.
"Is that an eel in your pants or are you just glad to see me?"

Posted by Deacon Blues 2024-08-03 09:29|| 2024-08-03 09:29|| Front Page Top

#8 All I could think of was the team of ER Dr.s. You know, going all Chef from Apocalypse Now after the tiger event with the crew holding him down in the rain. Never get off the boat, man.

Posted by Cesare 2024-08-03 10:46|| 2024-08-03 10:46|| Front Page Top

#9 What? No gerbils?

Posted by Cheaderhead 2024-08-03 16:42|| 2024-08-03 16:42|| Front Page Top

#10 It's not every day you feel a poignant pang of sympathy for an eel. Been a while for me, anyway.

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-08-03 23:39|| 2024-08-03 23:39|| Front Page Top

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