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2024-07-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Experts explain reasons for [slight] increase in shark sightings along the Gulf Coast following recent attacks

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Posted by Skidmark 2024-07-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11142 views ] Top

#1 Not so Great White! Sharks high on COCAINE are marauding the seas around the Brazil coast

Posted by Skidmark 2024-07-23 06:19|| 2024-07-23 06:19|| Front Page Top

#2 It's global warming, right?

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2024-07-24 00:39|| 2024-07-24 00:39|| Front Page Top

#3 "On an ocean chock full of transition,
Byproducts of nucular fission,
Bad dope, and a boat... [scope]
This Democrat voter
Is... Sharkshooter: Fish on a Mission."

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-07-24 01:17|| 2024-07-24 01:17|| Front Page Top

#4 Cape Cod swimmers reveal fatalistic reasons why they're not scared to swim in great white shark...

Posted by Skidmark 2024-07-24 05:52|| 2024-07-24 05:52|| Front Page Top

#5 It's global warming, right?

Most def!
Global warming means rising sea levels.
Rising sea levels mean more water.
More water means more room for sharks.
More sharks means more shark bites.
QED, bitches!

Posted by SteveS 2024-07-24 21:23|| 2024-07-24 21:23|| Front Page Top

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