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Chicago Mayor Spent Over $30,000 In Campaign Funds On Hair And Makeup In One Year

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Posted by Fred 2024-06-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11141 views ] Top

#1 A cone is a complex shape.

Posted by Ululating Platypus 2024-06-09 02:02|| 2024-06-09 02:02|| Front Page Top

#2 [blow dryer sound effect]

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-06-09 04:25|| 2024-06-09 04:25|| Front Page Top

#3 If I discount money spent on makeup for the women in my life, I can't convince myself I have spent $30k on personal grooming in my entire life.

Posted by M. Murcek 2024-06-09 06:56|| 2024-06-09 06:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Second city cop has a photo of Johnson for this story which would be well worth copying for the Burgs files.

Posted by Ululating Platypus 2024-06-09 07:53|| 2024-06-09 07:53|| Front Page Top

Posted by Skidmark 2024-06-09 08:12|| 2024-06-09 08:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Plus, at least one of the shops that he claims he spent money at says they've never seen him. Money just be disappearing.

Posted by ed in texas 2024-06-09 08:15|| 2024-06-09 08:15|| Front Page Top

#7 Beatlejuice must have brought a makeup artist in from Hollywood.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-06-09 08:38|| 2024-06-09 08:38|| Front Page Top

#8 An actual example of lipstick on a pig?

Posted by USN, Ret. 2024-06-09 09:40|| 2024-06-09 09:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Ima going to guess - a woman trapped in a man's body?

Posted by Raj 2024-06-09 09:41|| 2024-06-09 09:41|| Front Page Top

#10 Well, nothing can fix stupid, so he has to go the superficial route.

Posted by DooDahMan 2024-06-09 09:46|| 2024-06-09 09:46|| Front Page Top

#11 How much of that was the absurd six inch long fake nails?

Posted by M. Murcek 2024-06-09 10:06|| 2024-06-09 10:06|| Front Page Top

#12 He really really likes Guardians of the Galaxy.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-06-09 10:44|| 2024-06-09 10:44|| Front Page Top

#13 Well, Funi Willis spent 20 times that on hers fancy man.

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-06-09 11:11|| 2024-06-09 11:11|| Front Page Top

#14 @#5 - At first, I thought Johnson was at a meeting of the Water Buffaloes.

Posted by DooDahMan 2024-06-09 12:00|| 2024-06-09 12:00|| Front Page Top

#15 Pimpin'

Posted by Rex Mundi 2024-06-09 14:28|| 2024-06-09 14:28|| Front Page Top

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