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2024-01-01 Home Front: Politix

Trump Wants New and Spectacular FBI Building in DC

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Posted by lord garth 2024-01-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 Keep your enemies close.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-01-01 01:02|| 2024-01-01 01:02|| Front Page Top

#2 Don't move it, get rid of it.

Posted by Chris 2024-01-01 01:14|| 2024-01-01 01:14|| Front Page Top

#3 I like it. Force the FBI to work in a building he constructs just for them. Lots of fun to be had there.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2024-01-01 03:20|| 2024-01-01 03:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Just convert an old DC McDonalds into the new fbi headquarters; it would be size and clown appropriate.

Posted by Airandee 2024-01-01 08:12|| 2024-01-01 08:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Build 'em a skyscraper near a metro station with no parking. Put the SWAT team on the 10th floor.
(You know what happens when businesses get a big building. Because most organizations function in spite of management, not with it.)

Posted by ed in texas 2024-01-01 09:24|| 2024-01-01 09:24|| Front Page Top

#6 Make it round so there are no corner offices.

Posted by M. Murcek 2024-01-01 10:24|| 2024-01-01 10:24|| Front Page Top

#7 Well the building is big enough for current staff. Looks like we'll have to get rid of 9 out of 10 upper level folks. And anyone connected to the anti-American plots and plans against me will give up their pension to help pay for the new building.

Posted by Ruprecht 2024-01-01 10:35|| 2024-01-01 10:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Lots of fun to be had there.

Unisex/no urinal/no door bathrooms...open locker rooms/showers. Foldout couches/daybeds.

Posted by Skidmark 2024-01-01 10:51|| 2024-01-01 10:51|| Front Page Top

#9 Any new FBI building main entrance foyer should include a 12 foot tall bronze of FBI Agent Lon Horiuchi, just as a daily reminder to these foks.

Posted by Besoeker 2024-01-01 11:41|| 2024-01-01 11:41|| Front Page Top

#10 no more FBI.

Posted by irish rage boy 2024-01-01 12:58|| 2024-01-01 12:58|| Front Page Top

#11 Surely there is a dank, old windowless warehouse somewhere with lots of bad smells and cancerous chemical residue. Remove the AC and parking lot for enhanced virtue signalling. Require masks and daily vaccines.

Posted by Angstrom 2024-01-01 13:05|| 2024-01-01 13:05|| Front Page Top

#12 Here's an early draft of the new FBI Building....

Posted by Silentbrick 2024-01-01 13:23|| 2024-01-01 13:23|| Front Page Top

#13 Thought this was the Bee.

Posted by OregonDave 2024-01-01 14:41|| 2024-01-01 14:41|| Front Page Top

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