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2023-07-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Geraldo Cries Again On National TV – He's Been Broken

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Posted by Besoeker 2023-07-19 09:06|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 After they fired me, they gave me a plethora of pinatas

Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Kansas, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-07-19 09:58|| 2023-07-19 09:58|| Front Page Top

#2 He doesn’t list the other options they offered him. Hopefully, Geraldo will take his drama to Broadway. Maybe a musical version of the life of Che. Alternately, someone could put together a podcast competitor for The Five comprised of the most annoying people that have been recently fired. If ESPN keeps chopping, it may have to be eight people, though.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-07-19 11:48|| 2023-07-19 11:48|| Front Page Top

#3 What ha Geraldo been successful at? Anyone else remember Al Capones vault?

Posted by Chris 2023-07-19 12:15|| 2023-07-19 12:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Giving away troop location in Iraq: Rivera was kicked out of Iraq in 2003 when he accidentally gave away the location and movements of U.S. troops during the war. He was was traveling with the 101st Airborne Division of the U.S. Army as a war correspondent when he knelt down into the sand on live TV and drew a map of an upcoming operation.

Posted by Frank G 2023-07-19 12:24|| 2023-07-19 12:24|| Front Page Top

#5 *Ptui* How many assistants has he had fired over his 'illustrious' career?

Posted by magpie 2023-07-19 12:37|| 2023-07-19 12:37|| Front Page Top

#6 He implies he was a part of the #1 show. In fact he was an occasional guest who had little to do with ratings.

Posted by Ebbuger Whuque4103 2023-07-19 12:37|| 2023-07-19 12:37|| Front Page Top

#7 Geraldo who?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-07-19 14:02|| 2023-07-19 14:02|| Front Page Top

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