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2023-05-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Crocodile farm boss eaten alive after 40 of his own animals 'pounced'
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Posted by Fred 2023-05-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 Republicans pounce!
Posted by Raj 2023-05-27 00:22||   2023-05-27 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 If you are shepherding crocodiles, you got to bring your A game every day.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-05-27 07:20||   2023-05-27 07:20|| Front Page Top

#3 .....'and the smile was on the crocodile.'
Posted by Besoeker 2023-05-27 07:29||   2023-05-27 07:29|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm reminded of the crocodile farm sequence in Live and Let Die.
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-27 07:30||   2023-05-27 07:30|| Front Page Top

#5 So, like, I didn't know raising crocodiles was such a booming industry...a cash cow, as it were.
Posted by DooDahMan 2023-05-27 09:04||   2023-05-27 09:04|| Front Page Top

#6 Wow..who could have predicted that a female croc would have a problem with removing one of her eggs.... Maybe he use the wrong pronoun in explaining it to her...
Posted by Warthog 2023-05-27 09:06||   2023-05-27 09:06|| Front Page Top

#7 A 72-year-old crocodile shepherd should have known better, that's for sure.

Besides, that's right out of Animal Kingdom 101 -- You don't mess with or even appear to threaten mamma's little ones.
Posted by DooDahMan 2023-05-27 09:20||   2023-05-27 09:20|| Front Page Top

#8 Well, that answers the question of how old can you get herding crocodiles.
It appears to be 72 years.
Posted by ed in texas 2023-05-27 09:39||   2023-05-27 09:39|| Front Page Top

#9 And he will not be needing the Rule of 72 for his investment planning.
Posted by DooDahMan 2023-05-27 09:46||   2023-05-27 09:46|| Front Page Top

#10 Terrifying moment massive 11-ft alligator LUNGES at workers trying to remove it from Florida neighborhood
Posted by Skidmark 2023-05-27 12:20||   2023-05-27 12:20|| Front Page Top

#11 BTW, for those of you not familiar with such things: It's croc and alligator breeding season. Also water snakes.
Posted by ed in texas 2023-05-27 14:37||   2023-05-27 14:37|| Front Page Top

#12 Crocs learned from BLM? Now they'll have a food desert.
Posted by Procopius2k 2023-05-27 15:27||   2023-05-27 15:27|| Front Page Top

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