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2022-12-22 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
US life expectancy falls to lowest levels since 1996 due to COVID, drug overdoses: CDC
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Posted by Besoeker 2022-12-22 08:15|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ]  Top

#1 No worries! Replacement people are arriving in record numbers.
Posted by Besoeker 2022-12-22 08:19||   2022-12-22 08:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Can anyone tell me where is the source of both Covid-19 and fentanyl? China Joe? Beuller?
Posted by Whusoger Shavish7113 2022-12-22 08:32||   2022-12-22 08:32|| Front Page Top

#3  Older people no longer buy much cheap, plastic, Chinese made stuff. Aging pensioners and non-consumers must go.
Posted by Besoeker 2022-12-22 08:37||   2022-12-22 08:37|| Front Page Top

#4 US life expectancy falls to lowest levels since 1996 due to COVID, drug overdoses, CDC

Fixed the punctuation for you ;)
Posted by Warthog 2022-12-22 09:12||   2022-12-22 09:12|| Front Page Top

#5 US life expectancy falls to lowest levels since 1996 due to Government's Response to COVID

FIFY
Posted by Angstrom 2022-12-22 10:16||   2022-12-22 10:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Does part of drug overdoses include COVID-19 booster shots? ;-)
Posted by NN2N1 2022-12-22 10:38||   2022-12-22 10:38|| Front Page Top

#7 Thank you Angstrom.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-12-22 12:02||   2022-12-22 12:02|| Front Page Top

#8 In related news, noted LifeStyle expert Sean Penn declares that not only will Covid Boosters save your life, they will trim unwanted fat from your body.

Or you should go to jail.

I'd guess, preferably, one of them Chinese models having difficulties burning bodies at a fast enough rate.

Rulence by Pop Culture is Exciting!
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-12-22 12:07||   2022-12-22 12:07|| Front Page Top

#9 Penn is beyond moron.
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-12-22 12:13||   2022-12-22 12:13|| Front Page Top

#10 It is really the worst parts of the soda pop wars stewed with sour milk.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-12-22 12:15||   2022-12-22 12:15|| Front Page Top

#11 Clown World:

Covid Boosters are Fat Shaming!
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-12-22 12:51||   2022-12-22 12:51|| Front Page Top

#12 Rationing children's medicine is some real shithole country stuff.

I think CSV is taking point on this one.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-12-22 13:33||   2022-12-22 13:33|| Front Page Top

#13 I see men's life expectancy declined to 73.5....uh oh, I'm already past that! Look out!

Seriously, they are being dishonest when they say that covid is the third leading cause of death. The CDC gave the game away when they published the comorbidity tables. For example, of all the covid deaths, over 200,000 had heart attacks/cardiac arrest. Another 111,000 had sepsis. An incredible 510,000 also had influenza and pneumonia. But none of these diseases killed anyone. Their deaths are all included in the covid statistics. Here's the link if you'd like to peruse: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid_weekly/index.htm#Comorbidities
Posted by Tom 2022-12-22 14:36||   2022-12-22 14:36|| Front Page Top

#14 Your doctor asks about your guns and tells you your next cancer screening has been postponed.
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-12-22 14:38||   2022-12-22 14:38|| Front Page Top

#15 The CDC has about the same credibility as all the other tax-fattened agencies that are full of quacks who can't make it in the private sector.
Posted by Regular joe 2022-12-22 14:53||   2022-12-22 14:53|| Front Page Top

#16 Died with a Covid positive test.

Then discovered the tests are notoriously false-positive.

Even better was when it was discovered how to create a false positive test to get out of school/work. I'm just sure nobody used that trick to collect Covid Dollars too...
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-12-22 14:59||   2022-12-22 14:59|| Front Page Top

#17 All that's fun, but some just don't care to live longer. It's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by Skidmark 2022-12-22 15:33||   2022-12-22 15:33|| Front Page Top

#18 My 95 year old cousin Helen, Christmas 2018. She and Earl were both gone within 10 months:

"I'm ready to go! Earl is 100 and we just don't know anybody around here anymore."

Posted by Besoeker 2022-12-22 15:45||   2022-12-22 15:45|| Front Page Top

#19 If I make it to heaven, maybe Shamu will be there. I’dpet his tongue in heaven as I am sure management will be lenient regarding that type of fraternization . It will be a nice place because the ducks won’t be able to take a dump on my freshly hosed pavement. It will be a good place to wait for the five people that have to check in with me on that weird heavenly scavenger hunt.
Posted by Super Hose 2022-12-22 16:05||   2022-12-22 16:05|| Front Page Top

#20 The CDC forgot to count the aborted. Remember the unborn!
Posted by Bubba Hupereck8440 2022-12-22 16:28||   2022-12-22 16:28|| Front Page Top

#21 Miscarriages and stillbirths up over 4000%
Posted by M. Murcek  2022-12-22 16:31||   2022-12-22 16:31|| Front Page Top

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