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2022-07-29 Science & Technology

How dark chocolate REALLY is good for you: From spicing up your sex life and making you more alert at work, to keeping your arteries healthy and brain sharp... the power of cocoa

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-07-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ] Top

#1
Chocolate in my arteries,
chocolate in my runny nose,
chocolate in my arse,
and chocolate in my panty hose.

Mints. Licorice. Jelly Beans.
No no no no no.
It's chocolate, chocolate, chocolate,
that makes me go go go!

Here's a cached Daily Nail article from exactly ten years ago. Read it and laugh.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-29 00:11|| 2022-07-29 00:11|| Front Page Top

#2 The science isn’t settled, Dron. That’s where the claim that the really high percentage of everything a doctor knows is outdated/untrue comes from — and what everyone else knows, too.

Carrying on from the end of yesterday? ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2022-07-29 01:10|| 2022-07-29 01:10|| Front Page Top

#3 The Fudge Brownie (with icing) has the four major food groups: Chocolate, Sugar, Butter and Chocolate. -- making it the Ideal Food.

Posted by magpie 2022-07-29 01:39|| 2022-07-29 01:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Cocao is pre-processed cocoa. It has more fiber and vitamins than cocoa/chocolate. Therefore it is even better for you than all the good stuff in chocolate and keeps your skin younger and hair darker.

https://alovitox.com/blog/2018/11/16/cacao-powder-what-is-it-cocao-vs-cocoa-alovitox-superfoods/

Posted by Phons Omert2327 2022-07-29 01:46|| 2022-07-29 01:46|| Front Page Top

#5 Carrying on from the end of yesterday? ;-)

You know me. Between the jab, Zenobia and the nitrous, I don't know which is more responsible. 🙃

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-29 02:46|| 2022-07-29 02:46|| Front Page Top

#6 Actually I've been eating lots of candy myself. Wine Gums, After Eights, Toblerone, Haribo... Wife knows I'm a candy crusher so she brought me a half fridge full. Both my upper canines're being replaced just because of sweets.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-29 02:57|| 2022-07-29 02:57|| Front Page Top

#7 Both my upper canines're being replaced just because of sweets.

That, and biting people I suspect.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-07-29 06:08|| 2022-07-29 06:08|| Front Page Top

#8 👹

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-29 06:15|| 2022-07-29 06:15|| Front Page Top

#9 The ten-year old article is ... outdated. From the current posted article -

But increasingly studies show the dark variety has a myriad of health benefits.

New studies, new science. Interesting lesson in science that is not 'settled'.

Posted by Bobby 2022-07-29 06:49|| 2022-07-29 06:49|| Front Page Top

#10 On the other hand, a lesson in 'new journalism': The first graphic has the same bullets for libido benefits and 'but the downsides'. Oops.

Preview should be their friend, too.

Posted by Bobby 2022-07-29 06:55|| 2022-07-29 06:55|| Front Page Top

#11 Notice to all gringos.
Chocolate and the skin of organic tangerine (rich on resveratrol and Pterostilbene) almost 80 years old and in better shape than a 35 years old gringo

Chocolate, mi chocolate,
en tableta, nueces o con fresas,
siempre me ayuda aumentar las defensas,
¡inspira al amor!
Si tienes chocolate nada puede ser mejor.

Posted by ACA JOE 2022-07-29 13:51|| 2022-07-29 13:51|| Front Page Top

#12 ^ I say, very good senhor!

But el chocolate con fresas es para maricas.
Just like Harleys, leather and sweet paprikas.

🥷

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-29 14:56|| 2022-07-29 14:56|| Front Page Top

#13 No amigo, a los maricones le gusta carne igual que los gavachos y northe americanos.

Posted by ACA JOE 2022-07-29 15:04|| 2022-07-29 15:04|| Front Page Top

#14 El Gordo y el Flaco

"Mi gringo," sez JOE, "is a jerk
Who refuses to do any work!
Though he's thirty-five years
And I keep him in beers,
He's so lazy he won't even twerk!"

Posted by Omoluns Grealing3023 2022-07-29 15:22|| 2022-07-29 15:22|| Front Page Top

#15 Okay, after coffee and literal bowl of cherries (ain't that just like a gringo?), I'm baaack... [flexes maxim gun]

"Jose has superior feet!"
"Y so many!"
"He doesn't eat meat,
Except certain mariscos."
"I take them to discos
And treat them like this..."
[beat beat beat]

Posted by Omoluns Grealing3023 2022-07-29 16:01|| 2022-07-29 16:01|| Front Page Top

#16 "Which, oddly enough,
Makes them very tough."

Posted by Omoluns Grealing3023 2022-07-29 16:07|| 2022-07-29 16:07|| Front Page Top

#17 Got a sudden craving for some BBQ.

Kansas City some time ago was ranked in some tip tier level of 'overweight' which they replied, unofficially, "Come find out why".

The biggies were referring to the wonderful eats in the area, including the KC Style BBQ joints. The others, they bend iron.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-29 16:12|| 2022-07-29 16:12|| Front Page Top

#18 Kansas City some time ago was ranked in some tip tier level of 'overweight' which they replied, unofficially, "Come find out why".

Come the apocalypse, y’all won’t have to worry about starvi g to death... ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2022-07-29 16:21|| 2022-07-29 16:21|| Front Page Top

#19 starvi g

starving. PIMF!!!

Posted by trailing wife 2022-07-29 16:40|| 2022-07-29 16:40|| Front Page Top

#20 See? It wants to drive us mad!

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-29 16:42|| 2022-07-29 16:42|| Front Page Top

#21 At The Corrections of Madness
The Shadow Over Typing
- H.P. Lovecruise

KC is the other side of the world, and I am a heretic. KC Style is too sweet for me. Not saying I don't like it...saying of all the BBQ styles..except the burnt ends. Nobody does burnt ends like KC Style.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-29 17:05|| 2022-07-29 17:05|| Front Page Top

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