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2022-02-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Raccoon falls through ceiling into packed LSU dining hall

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Posted by Besoeker 2022-02-18 08:59|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 "I am just scared that my bag has a disease," she said. "Right now it’s funny to look back at, but at the moment, I was traumatized. My appetite is definitely gone."

It will likely stop being 'funny' soon. Wen it begins to swell and turn blue, head on over to sick call.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-02-18 09:02|| 2022-02-18 09:02|| Front Page Top

#2 "I'll touch you with my Death Bag!" Killer Bob from Twin Peaks.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 09:07|| 2022-02-18 09:07|| Front Page Top

#3 A dog sized coon is running around the neighborhood right now. Doesn't look rabid, but its behavior is outside the profile. My neighbor is trying to trap it. I have the Ruger Mk. IV ready...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 09:11|| 2022-02-18 09:11|| Front Page Top

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 09:15|| 2022-02-18 09:15|| Front Page Top

#5 a cook tried to catch it in a basket
Cajun Raccoon Étouffée?

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-02-18 09:16|| 2022-02-18 09:16|| Front Page Top

#6 yep, the cook had an idea for supper.

Posted by Chris 2022-02-18 09:18|| 2022-02-18 09:18|| Front Page Top

#7 ... and a dashing retro fashion accessory to boot

Davy... Daaayyy-vy Crockett
King o' the Wild Dining Room

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-02-18 09:23|| 2022-02-18 09:23|| Front Page Top

#8 Coonskin cap. Or kepi. Not to be confused with endangered species boots from Mexico...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 09:25|| 2022-02-18 09:25|| Front Page Top

#9 ^ chef sez: "eh bon, n'appelez-moi Fesse Parker..."

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-02-18 09:25|| 2022-02-18 09:25|| Front Page Top

#10 My experience on my farm was, buzzards would eat shot groundhogs but not shot trash pandas.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 09:26|| 2022-02-18 09:26|| Front Page Top

#11 Or give the coonskin cap to one of the LSU comely coeds

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-02-18 09:38|| 2022-02-18 09:38|| Front Page Top

#12 I'd rather see her naked on a bearskin rug...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 09:39|| 2022-02-18 09:39|| Front Page Top

#13 When I was a grade school kid, riding the bus, we used to sing:

"Daniel Boone was a man. He was a big man.
But the bear was bigger, so he run like a..."

Well, you probably get it.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 09:42|| 2022-02-18 09:42|| Front Page Top

#14 Raccoon falls through ceiling into packed LSU dining hall

That's a hate crime isn't it? Asking for a friend.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-02-18 09:43|| 2022-02-18 09:43|| Front Page Top

#15 Coon jus wanted fed.

Yeah, a hate crime...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 09:44|| 2022-02-18 09:44|| Front Page Top

#16 Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch ... an' I'll be better just as soon as I am able"

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-02-18 09:46|| 2022-02-18 09:46|| Front Page Top

#17 Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Again?

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 09:48|| 2022-02-18 09:48|| Front Page Top

#18 Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, those are girls!...
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, this is terrible!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : It is?
Rocket J. Squirrel : What kind of game can you play with girls?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Boy, this really is a children's show, isn't it?
[Bullwinkle looks into the camera]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Parcheesi, of course.

Posted by Merrick Ferret 2022-02-18 09:55|| 2022-02-18 09:55|| Front Page Top

#19 Boris, to Natasha: "First, we must get moose and squirrel..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 10:05|| 2022-02-18 10:05|| Front Page Top

#20 I like the idea of RJ Squirrel pistol whipping Mr. Fauxi with a Radom 35.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 10:07|| 2022-02-18 10:07|| Front Page Top

#21 I had a friend who tried to drive away from a traffic stop once. He made it to his driveway and parked his car. He told the cop "I'm not driving now." The cop said, "This isn't Parcheesi, son..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 10:13|| 2022-02-18 10:13|| Front Page Top

#22 Fresh meat!!!

Posted by DarthVader 2022-02-18 10:54|| 2022-02-18 10:54|| Front Page Top

#23 Yeah but you have to cook them for a really loooong time to get rid of the fat, Darth. And they have plenty of it.

And it stinks to high heaven while you do.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2022-02-18 11:29|| 2022-02-18 11:29|| Front Page Top

#24 ^ Yes. Rendering plants are right up there with paper mills as places you don't want to live near.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-02-18 11:35|| 2022-02-18 11:35|| Front Page Top

#25 ^ See Greeley Colorado

Posted by DarthVader 2022-02-18 12:08|| 2022-02-18 12:08|| Front Page Top

#26 Lol our cabin is on Coon lake.

Posted by Woodrow 2022-02-18 22:00|| 2022-02-18 22:00|| Front Page Top

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