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2022-02-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

U.S. Stops All Mexican Avocado Imports Over Cartel Threats

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-02-14 10:16|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top
File under: Narcos

#1 Annnnd....The Weirdos have another one right.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-02-14 11:57|| 2022-02-14 11:57|| Front Page Top

#2 There goes my guacamole.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2022-02-14 13:19|| 2022-02-14 13:19|| Front Page Top

#3 To quote Obama, you can depend on Joe.

One threat?

Posted by KBK 2022-02-14 13:44|| 2022-02-14 13:44|| Front Page Top

#4 Chipotle avocado toast is a major seller to the millennials.

Posted by Lord Garth 2022-02-14 19:57|| 2022-02-14 19:57|| Front Page Top

#5 One threat?

Heard this in the car yesterday listening to National People's Radio. Thought it was the Babylon Bee at first. They specifically said a single text message. They also went on at length about how this would not affect Super Bowl avocado consumption, which makes sense if you think about it for a nanosecond since all avocados eaten during the Super Bowl were shipped and purchased already.

My first thought was false flag op since everything is nowadays. 2nd thought was this is the best excuse since "the dog ate my homework".
Can't come in to work today, boss. Got another death threat text.
Another one? This happened *last* Friday.
Yeah, coincidence, eh? Same number too. Anyway, I'm off hiding. See ya Monday!

Posted by SteveS 2022-02-14 20:55|| 2022-02-14 20:55|| Front Page Top

#6 "Avocados no tienen vacuna!
Inspecto no mas, no ninguna,
But lie on the playa
Inspecting papaya
And hating me great misfortuna."

Posted by Harry Cromort5858 2022-02-14 21:51|| 2022-02-14 21:51|| Front Page Top

#7 since all avocados eaten during the Super Bowl were shipped and purchased already.

Truly. Mr. Wife picked up some of those avocados already in the pipeline at the grocery store today.

Posted by trailing wife 2022-02-14 23:33|| 2022-02-14 23:33|| Front Page Top

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